Hello you curious visitor, you. I'm Aztec; 26, gay, Atlantic Canadian in love with cars. I like long walks on the beach an- oh wait, this isn't what you came here for is it? Jokes aside, welcome friend! My channel likes to center around playing racing games of all kinds because I'm addicted to them as well as many retro titles because I'm a sucker for all things 80s. Pixels, Eurobeat, Skeleton Gods, poor choices, and many more things will be found here if you choose to stick around!

Click on this panel to be dumped directly into the Shit Pit. Trust me, it's better than it sounds. It's also where I put all of my going-live notifications, announcements and schedule changes if you're into that sort of thing.

Q: *U GOT CAM?* I don't use webcam/facecam out of personal preference. I want for you to see what I'm seeing when I'm playing a game and don't like the extra pressure or attention my big dumb face would get plastered in the corner of the screen. I don't mind being on cam, but if there was a cam stream in the future it probably won't be gaming related. Q: *You complain about work a lot, what do you do?* I work in retail. I make next to minimum wage being the glue that keeps the Automotive department and warehouse from collapsing in on itself, doing everything from offloading truck tires to finding your favourite car wax because the shelf is empty. Pray for my soul. Q: *Are you a boy or a girl i can't tell lulzers* I'm a girl you tit Q: *Donate button?* I'm shocked I've been asked this before, but there is no Donate button or plans for one. Just following the channel and sticking around already means a lot to me. :)

I'll be honest here, I don't use currently use Twitter for much other than liking photos of nice cars. I do plan on using it in the future though for photos of my adventures IRL so if you're the kind of person desperate to see the streamer behind the screen this is the account to follow.

These fancy little panels were done by AmandaLifeform who you can find right here on Twitch. Just go on and click the panel above and get your commissions in before she gets Twitch Famous. B]

Whoo boy, here we go: Intel Core i5-6600k 3.5GHz Quad-Core Processor MSI Z170-A Pro ATX LGA1151 Motherboard MSI GeForce GTX 1050 Ti Graphics Card Acer 24" 1920x1080 60Hz Monitor Blue Yeti USB Microphone for Audio