Hi there, I'm Spader (or Butts, as per my UN, they/them pronouns), Affiliated streamer! I like video games and playing them, so here I am playing them for an audience. I have Steam and many Nintendo consoles so expect some streams on either of those platforms.

I live in the Salt Lake area of Utah and that's alright. I graduated in 2014 with a BS in Geology and I love rocks a lot. My job is all about taking soil samples and processing them and keeps me plenty busy, so my current schedule is subject to delays and postponements (especially because this is a hobby and not a job).

Probably the only one that matters: have some respect, both for yourself, the other viewers, and me. This includes not being an asshole, a racist, a sexist, a spammer, a backseat gamer, a troll, or whatever. Leave that shit at the door please and thanks very much. Have fun! That's what I'm here for and I hope you are too.

#Current Schedule: None.

*Butts.*

I'm on Twitter as [@MikeSpader](http://twitter.com/MikeSpader). Come give me a follow to be updated on when I stream, and to get lots of nonsense! You can also support me at patreon.com/ButtsMachine, or by subscribing to get that Sweet Sweet ButtsThink emote!