I'm retiring in two years so I can spend the rest of my life getting hotter while playing video games.

Donations/Tips are NOT required but are greatly appreciated. Seriously. They're not. If you want to, though, you can do that here, I promise to use them to get better streaming equipment, such as a camera that doesn't force auto-focus when my lights are off :D - https://streamlabs.com/cooliebk18/

* Don't be a jerk and if you can manage that, you'll be just fine. * Qualifying as a jerk is at my discretion because I rule