Welcome to the Scrubtopian tavern, traveller. You appear to have been so eager to get here that you have kicked the door down, letting in a horrible draught throughout the establishment. The door was actually unlocked and now you've broken it. As to why you've done this (which I can't believe you have) I can only think of the following reasons; 1. You want to sit in the back and shout words at a screen at the awful gameplay happening there. 2. You want to sit in the back and be absolutely still like a church mouse, and silently judge. 3. You are a Deepbot user, and want to shout a question to the ether in the hopes a solution can be found. 4. You get a kick out of booting down doors. 5. All of the above - somehow Regardless of the reason, pull up a seat and listen to the tales that unfold here. Enjoy the show!

So, thanks to your door kicking shenanigans all the heat is escaping from this place. I guess I might as well break the ice and tell you a little bit about myself; * I’ve been streaming on Twitch, on and off, since about May 2012. * I'm a dad who has a wonderful partner and three beautiful kids (When they aren't fighting/at each other's throats). * The 'Dante' in my username comes from the main protagonist of the Devil May Cry games. We're talking main series here, not the spin off alternate universe affair (Although I did enjoy that outing, honestly). It may be cold in here, but remember to always PRAISE THE SUN! \o/