I'm NOT livin' in a box, I've been evicted from my UK box. :(

Tomb Raider II · 210 views

I'm a livin' in a box. I'm a livin' in a UK box.

Tomb Raider II · 9 views

This is an EMERGENCY PRE-RECORDED STREAM! cos I'm too tired to stream live.

Tomb Raider: Chronicles · 17 views

He was only supposed to be my butler for a week because he lost a bet, but he was so good at it I hired him full time.

DOOM II: Hell on Earth · 14 views

I took her by the hand after a long day guiding her and shoved her in front of a bus. RIP Nadine.

Broken Sword: The Smoking Mirror · 8 views

I once killed a man with a grilled cheese sandwich just because he broke my sword. This is my confession..

Broken Sword: The Smoking Mirror · 2 views

"Pick a card, any card." *picks nose, wipes it on cards* "I hate being a kid's magician."

Tomb Raider: Chronicles · 8 views

"Horace Wimp, this is your life, go out and find yourself a wife." "Nah, I'm an autogynephile and I can't marry myself."

Tomb Raider: Chronicles · 18 views

The Milky Bars are on me!

Tomb Raider II · 5 views

Highlight: DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Tomb Raider II · 4 views

RIP the cackle sisters.

DOOM II: Hell on Earth · 1 view

Listen, don't mention his dead cat. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it alright.

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