Beaming right into your lunchbox on the days that follow (posted here): Sunday, Tuesday-Friday

Nothing will bring you and I closer than you, oh so beautiful and sweet, wearing me. I am ready to love you, so please accept my warm embrace and let us become one. As it was always meant to be. ***WARNING - this shirt is known to cause *extreme* spikes in gameplay, so wear it at your own risk! Design by the lovely [microwave_brothr ](https://www.twitch.tv/microwave_brothr)

Sorry, but I'm not him. Look, I get it. He has glasses, I have glasses. We're basically the same person. But the truth is - we aren't. By hyper-focusing on the few similarities that we do share, you rob us of our individuality. I am my own me, and I ask that you treat me as such. So please, stop entering the channel and saying things like "What's up Scott?" or "Hey Scott, I really like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt." It's honestly a little disrespectful, and I'd really appreciate it if you didn't say things like that.

Are you sick and tired of all the endless bullcrap that you've been seeing online? Well it's time to stop scrolling, buddy, because you just found your new favorite twitch stream. This is good TV. I promise.

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"Twitch Acting", a term originally coined by Aris, describes a twitch streamer who acts, plays up, or intentionally misleads their chat in order to ellicit specific reactions from them. It's a valuable form of interaction farming that keeps viewers engaged and helps prevent the streamer from becoming bored. At times, I like to play the Fool. Whether or not I am acting is for you to decide, but in making you question it, I have succeeded.