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DeanTheDisaster

i use twitch because interacting with strangers on the internet staves off the existential angst and i stream bcuz I want to be the centre of attention

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**What's your name?** I don't think it's very obscure. **How old are you?** Age is just a number is the lie I tell myself as I rocket inevitably through this process of total biological degradation. **Where do you live?** In despair. **What's your job?** Making others feel better about themselves by seeing me and knowing they could always be worse. **Did you know you play really badly?** Congrats you cracked the deep metaphor behind my twitch name. **Why do you stream variety, don't you know it's easier to get dedicated viewers sticking to one game?** Because I have a short attention span and consider my own enjoyment to be the most important thing - not just on this stream, but on the planet - humanity needs to realise this is the priority and gear society more towards maximising this. **You seem like you're both an insufferable obnoxious egomaniac yet also exist in an inescapable pit of self loathing. Which of these personas is the authentic one?** Yes.
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Primarily, a bad one. After that, this is intended as a community based stream to play a variety of multiplayer games with other people. I like to play with all kinds of people and you should not at all feel awkward asking, regardless of experience level. I do this in the hopes that you will become emotionally attached to me and never leave so that I can fulfil my goals of getting validation from people who only know a superficial performance version of me and developing my international network of people who will let me stay in their homes for free when I travel. These are not psychological problems that I need to confront because I am self-aware, and that makes it okay. Current games:- - DOTA 2 - World of Warcraft - Dead by Daylight - Jackbox - Project Winter - Among Us
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pls I sold my family to support my stream i have no food or bed okay no in all seriousness, donating is nice but really not expected or required you can hang out here and play it's all good if you want to, please consider your financial position and if you can afford it, ain't no shame in looking after yourself
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This stream aims to be an anti-misogyny, anti-racism, pro-LGBT, disability-inclusive space. We are all deeply flawed human beings who mess up all the time ( God knows I do ) and the emphasis should be on recognising that and listening, learning and growing, and if you ain't really vibing with that you ain't really vibing with me.
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join so I may continue my plan to emotionally entrap you into coming back