# FUN FAMILY FRIENDLY DONO SURPRISES
**<20** Fun time jingle to celebrate your kindness.
**>20** Better fun time jingle, appropriately scaled to reflect increased kindness level.
**>100** Incredible jingle, scaled even further toward insanity and opulence to better reflect your godlike kindness.
**$4.20** Themed alert to identify with stoned cunts in the audience.
**$6.66** Themed alert to identify with metal cunts in the audience.
**$13.37** Themed alert to identify with sick cunts in the audience.
**$21.90** Themed alert to identify with hungry cunts in the audience.
I'm the best motherfuckin' 9 fingered video game composer on the planet.
As long as you don't act like a complete fuckwit and don't tell me what to do - you'll fit in fine around here!
For absolute clarity:
-Do not backseat game or music write. I like working shit out.
-Don't post stupid links or spam shit in CAPS.
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