Greetings and salutations! I'm a long time variety gamer from the eastern coast of the U.S. who is using the barest of minimum requirements on one computer to attempt to provide a chill place for people and their chilling needs. So come on in and relax for a few.

- We're all here to have fun, chillax and enjoy each others' company. So no hate, hating, hostility, excessive negativity, unnecessary complaining, jackassery, douche-baggery, twat-waffling, cock-mouthery or any other form of trolling or griefing. - Please ask me or a mod for permission to post links. Subscribers won't get slapped by the chat bot (Just keep it classy). - Please refrain from backseat gaming or game spoilers unless I explicitly ask for it. Thanks! (Especially when the !blind command is in the title) - No shameless promotional advertising for your channel or other streamers without my permission. - Please don't ask if you can join whatever game I may be playing unless you've been following long enough for me to get to know you. (I'm usually pretty lax on this, but enough people have come looking for carries in various games to warrant this rule) - A list of commands can be found by typing !coms (Some require sub/mod access to use). Feel free to use them, just don't get too spammy with them.

Start/End times may fluctuate, but I at least try to keep them consistent. # Current streaming times (US EST) Mon - Thurs: 10pm - 3am # I also usually take a fifteen minute intermission break about halfway through. # SML-related gaming streams 7pm - Whenever I burn out. (EST)

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When the !sml command is in the stream title, it means the game I'm currently playing was donated/gifted courtesy of The SML Podcast to play or review for their broadcast. Use this command (or the panel banner above) to get the link to their channel.

In all seriousness and honesty, I'm not in this for the money. I'm just here to have fun and enjoy spending time with the people that make up this community. That being said, I will never ask or solicit you for your hard-earned muns. If you feel compelled to support me in such a way that defies financial common sense and logic, know that your contribution will always go towards improving the quality of my stream (i.e. Computer upgrades, better equipment, sour cream, etc.) I'm still a small fry when it comes to streaming, so all I can offer in return is the promise to maintain and (hopefully) improve the quality of entertainment you look forward to along with my most heartfelt thanks and appreciation. :)