Working on stream and panel updates. Coming early 2024. Thanks for your patience! Current schedule for stream is **Monday and Sunday** evenings, and specific start timing is announced on **!map** Discord~

Want to catalyze an **!unboxing**? Hermes will deliver any helpful gifts you'd like to send to the Ship's Cats and me. Here's our [wishlist](https://throne.com/earliesttea)!

Save me from scurvy while I stream, by sending me [food and drink](https://treatstream.com/t/treat/earliesttea)! The options are automated, so you'll be able to avoid my allergies. CoWorking is the best time to send sustenance; but as we may be doing a different activity that day, all times during streams will still work. Yum!

Name: **Earl** or Tea (I prefer Earl) | **xe/xem** Avast, ahoy, henlo! I'm a chatty child of Poseidon and sea-salty descendant of Hermes. Land-life as a neurodivergent, disabled POC is rough; so come brighten my day with a little party aboard my ship. Comfy, sassy, wholesome vibes abound at this port of call~ Your Earl's "working memory" gets scattered and overwhelmed easily; but, even when it takes me a while to catch up, know that I'm always trying my best for my ship and Seafarers. **Please feel free to pop into my chatbox and say hello**--it really helps when I'm live. You can also aid during stream by redeeming your Old Salt for Lucky Blinks, through my Channel Points rewards. (Please redeem health reminders one at a time, not multiple at once.) Thank ye! #### PRONOUN PRONUNCIATION CHEAT SHEET ♙ **xe** = zee (Xe has many food allergies, so please be considerate.) ♙ **xem** = zem (Those tinted migraine glasses belong to xem.) ♙ **xyr** = zeer (That is xyr new recorded song.) ♙ **xyrs** = zeers (That crystal necklace is xyrs.) ♙ **xemself** = zemself (Xe created that artwork xemself.)

**Stream takes place any day after 6 PM PST.** Because my health is not cleanly predictable, we run an open-day schedule, so that we can take hold of the days that I do feel well. **I always announce stream a few hours beforehand on my [Discord](https://discord.com/invite/QwckM2s), so be sure to join and check that [!map](https://discord.com/invite/QwckM2s) for announcements.** My ideal schedule is 6 to 10 PM PST, though we've lately sailed further than these waters. #### VARIETY COMFORT ART & GAMES STREAM ♙ Monday: Miitopia (or arts) ♙ Tuesday: [Arcana](https://peachiepeas.itch.io/the-arcana-expanded) / book reading stream (or arts) ♙ Wednesday: Spiritfarer (or arts) ♙ Thursday: Pokémon - Sword & Quaxly (or arts) ♙ Friday: variety chaos (or arts) ♙ Saturday: Duolingo (or arts) ♙ Sunday: Animal Crossing - New Horizons & Happy Home Paradise (or arts) Arts = digital & traditional art, sewing & crafts, and/or music night Variety = Ring Fit Adventure, Old Man's Journey, Pioneers of Olive Town*, Mega Man series Community Night = Drawful 2, Gartic Phone, Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel, Chess.com Note: We are tenaciously catching up on art and Animal Crossing, at least through early summer; so the new games schedule may not set into effect right away. Thank you for your patience, as the ship makes adjustments in summer and fall. #### WEATHER AFFECTS SAILING I do not have central heat or aircon, and my chronic illnesses disallow me from blasting fans; so our activities vary seasonally. I may avoid music streams during winter, so my hands aren't freezing upon instruments; and I may take stream breaks during summer, as running electronics is glitchier in hot weather. Am try! I appreciate ye Seafarers who stick with me through it all.

### CONTACT For accessibility & health reasons, I typically do not open up DMs. **For business, team-ups, and collabs~ Email me: [teafantomhive@gmail.com](mailto:teafantomhive@gmail.com)** For all other types of off-stream chat~ Join my [Discord](https://discord.com/invite/QwckM2s)! This lighthouse has been set up with my neurological and visual accessibility features in mind, and our server is always the best space to chat with your fellow Seafarers off-stream. ### These codes can all be found on my Discord under #hands-to-braces ----- Animal Crossing: DA, MA, RA Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel Chess.com Duolingo

In addition to our [Discord](https://discord.com/invite/QwckM2s), you can Follow me across the Sea of [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/teafantomhive/), Loch [TikTok](https://www.tiktok.com/@teafantomhive), [YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/user/TraceianSirius) Bay, the Pawnderer’s [Patreon (free posts)](https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/204917055-Follow-a-creator) Pond--and [more](https://beacons.ai/teafantomhive). ### MERCH Coming soon!

**[Subscribe](https://subs.twitch.tv/teafantomhive) to enjoy** these rewards: ### ON STREAM ♙ Ad-free viewing ♙ Emotes hand-drawn by Earl ♙ Badges custom-made by Earl ♙ Override the Slow Mode in the Twitch Chatbox ♙ Emotes-only mode activation, available through Channel Points ♙ Special “Old Salt” redemptions honored only to Watchkeep ♙ Order off the Secret Menu at Earl’s Inn with subs-only commands ( !keepers ) in the Twitch Chatbox ♙ Priority (after/with Crew) to play community games ### OFF STREAM ♙ Watchkeep-only Reaction Roles on [Discord](https://discord.gg/QwckM2s) ♙ Movie nights access on [Discord](https://discord.gg/QwckM2s) ♙ Unique text chat channels on [Discord](https://discord.gg/QwckM2s) ♙ Earl’s gratitude for your support ### FLEET OF VESSELS Collect these Subs Badges~ ♙ 1 moon: Wishbone's log raft ♙ 2 moons: Hiddleston's rowboat (with OARS!) ♙ 3 moons: Vesuvian cruise gondola (Tokyo Disney Sea) ♙ 6 moons: Burmese fishing gondola ♙ 9 moons: Southeast Asian floating market boat ♙ 12 moons: Polynesian outrigger canoe (first boat with a SAIL) ♙ 18 moons: catboat with a cat ♙ 24 moons: Julian's sloop--with Malak! Please be 100% sure before you choose to join the [Crew](https://patreon.com/teafantomhive) or the [Watchkeep](https://www.twitch.tv/subs/teafantomhive), tip [Sand Dollars](https://streamelements.com/teafantomhive/tip), and so on. Refunds are not available.

[ Upgrades coming shortly! Dec/Jan ] **[Pledge](http://patreon.com/teafantomhive) to unlock** these rewards: ### ON STREAM ♙ Select abilities for Switch games; such as visiting Earl’s Inn live in **New Horizons** + being made into a character fighting Capitalism in **Miitopia** ♙ Xe will Friend you on Nintendo Switch ♙ Guide the Raid activation, available through Channel Points ♙ Special “Old Salt” redemptions honored only to the Crew ♙ [Your name](https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/4408270922893-How-do-I-change-my-name-on-Patreon-) on every current stream VOD ♙ Priority (above/with Watchkeep) to play community games ### OFF STREAM ♙ Exclusive artwork videos, polls (stream-related), and behind the scenes posts! Check Patreon for Earl’s full list of treats. ♙ Ability to DM Earl (through Patreon text chats) ♙ Commissions ability, including for tarot readings and art ♙ Private **voice chats** access on [Discord](https://discord.gg/QwckM2s) ♙ Reserved text channels on [Discord](https://discord.gg/QwckM2s) ♙ Crew-only Reaction Roles on [Discord](https://discord.gg/QwckM2s) ♙ Xe will Follow you on socials (Instagram & Twitter) ♙ Earl’s everlasting gratitude for your support, plus a bucketful of xyr happy crying tears Please remember that it is optional to join the [Crew](https://patreon.com/teafantomhive) or the [Watchkeep](https://www.twitch.tv/subs/teafantomhive); but **you CAN also choose to join both**! Each group gives independent perks (and fits differently into the story of The Earliest Inn).

Check the short list Rules in the [Chatbox](https://www.twitch.tv/popout/teafantomhive/chat?popout=) by going to your Settings ⚙ , then clicking "View Chat Rules" Or! **To read the FULL list of rules, click my “Boundaries” panel or type [!map](https://discord.com/channels/446258234098188289/827309742199275590) for our [Discord](https://discord.com/invite/QwckM2s)**

[ Upgrades coming shortly! Dec/Jan ]

#### [Crew](http://patreon.com/teafantomhive) Unlockables A unique selection for those who travel with Earl on procurative sailing adventures, offshore from Your Earliest Convenience. **!seaspray** #### [Watchkeep](https://www.twitch.tv/subs/teafantomhive)'s [!keepers !menu](https://streamlabs.com/teafantomhive/cloudbot) An exclusive menu for our Watchkeepers; so that they can order food to-go, while patrolling and helping to protect on-the-go, aboard the Earliest Inn. Hangry Levels: **!famished !hangry !hungry !munchy !peckish !ravenous !satiated !sharpset !starved** Foods: **!bao !burger !congee !curry !danbauk !jook !hargow !meatpie !mohinga !mooncake !onigiri !pizza !rice !tacos !taiyaki !seafood !siumai !soba !soup !stew !sushi** Sweets: **!biscotti !boba !coffeecake !macaron !rollcake !scone !tangyuan** Drinks: **!beer !brandy !chrysanthemum !cocoa !coffee ( !milk !sugar ) !earlgrey !forgot !icedtea !kyaukkyaw !lemonade !libation !mead !rum !sake !sodapop !soju !sparkling !tacos !tea !vodka !water !whiskey !wine** *Some foods are still cooking in our galley! Please be patient as we gradually fill in the Commands' custom SFX. #### [Seafarers](https://streamelements.com/teafantomhive/commands)' Safe For all Seafarers! For fun! Stream Things: **!commands ~ !hammock (lurk) !ondeck (unlurk) !cargo !crew !followage !host !hype !map !ondeck !points !songlist !sr !throne !tip !unboxing !watchkeep !watchtime !wishlist !duel ~ !accept !deny !cancelduel** Immersion (into the Earliest Inn): **!achievement !affirmation !bath !birthday !chair !dailyquest !holiday !hug !magic !meow !music !plague !shhh !table !vaccinated !whotha !whothat !whostha !whosthat** Boundary Reminders: **!rules ~ !founders !sads !selfie !talk !write** #### Mods Only **!ahoy (welcome) !so !crewmate !permit !anchor (raid-out)**

When you Raid, I will sing your community my new Raid sea shanty to welcome them at Your Earliest Convenience~ When you [Cheer](https://www.twitch.tv/bits) (through Bits) and [Tip](https://streamelements.com/teafantomhive/tip) (through Sand Dollars), I would like to thank you with a sea shanty. Let me aggressively, wholesomely Cheer you, in return! You may optionally choose a tune from my [**!songlist**](https://www.streamersonglist.com/t/teafantomhive/songs?f=BITS%20Sea%20Shanties). You also may Cheer as often as you'd like; but to protect my voice and to give others a chance to request, my limit is **one thank-you shanty per person, per stream**. More songs to be added over time to the list.

Sound assets: [Piratecore BGM](ko-fi.com/zephysonas) and [Notification Alerts](https://soundbible.com/about.php) + [Monkey BGM Jazz](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBnMxlW70f0SB4ZTJx124lw/about) Visual assets: ♙ Badges: [ACNH Badges](https://ko-fi.com/katterudesu), and your Earl ♙ Emotes: [Bunny](https://ko-fi.com/rikadae), [Ducktales](https://www.etsy.com/shop/PeachyPocky), [Quaxly](https://www.etsy.com/shop/SpaceNeeko), [Jolteon](https://www.etsy.com/shop/ShyfoxxArt), [Squeakoid](https://www.etsy.com/shop/ShinamonCo), [Deku](https://www.etsy.com/shop/RaechuCafe), [Pixel Pride](https://www.etsy.com/shop/Okayshima), and your Earl ♙ [Flair](https://www.etsy.com/shop/Glitzybrite) ♙ [Stinger Transition](https://ko-fi.com/spvwvky) ♙ Overlay: [Moving Sea Background](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E09njt2pGEg), [Underwater Background](https://ko-fi.com/jarofrubies/shop), [Pixel Speech Bubble](https://pixelspeechbubble.com), [Villagers' Chat Bubbles](https://zaytri.com/), [Kappamon](https://kappamon.com/?ref=teafantomhive), [Ocean Mic](https://ko-fi.com/kaige), [Plank Texture](https://ko-fi.com/raineyj/), [Lanterns](https://ko-fi.com/seelifisho), [Hype Cup](https://www.etsy.com/shop/DizzilleeDesigns) ♙ Commands Alerts: [Spray & Witchy Pack](https://ko-fi.com/NegativoZero), [ACNH Bubbles](https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Symphoria), [Boba & Spellbook](https://ko-fi.com/hozshiart), [Crown](https://ko-fi.com/geechiisartworks/shop), [Potion Bottles & High Tea](https://ko-fi.com/sanvo), [Pirate Hat](https://ko-fi.com/candypiggy), [Hearts, Rain, & Bubble Breezes](https://ko-fi.com/tawaki/shop), [Pixel Speech Bubble](https://pixelspeechbubble.com), and your Earl ♙ [Closed Captioning](https://twitter.com/i_am_slab/status/1511054500383051779) ♙ [NeoPronoun Chatbox Extension](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/twitch-chat-pronouns/agnfbjmjkdncblnkpkgoefbpogemfcii) ♙ [Pride Hearts](https://ko-fi.com/artfulanya/) ♙ Further streamer assets shared under #wax-seals in my [Discord](https://discord.gg/QwckM2s) [ Will update this in summer~ ]

So far, in the history of the Earliest Inn ... First Stream: May 3, 2021 Reached Affiliate: July 27, 2021 First Sub: August 1, 2021 100 Followers: October 19, 2021