'In other words, we have a pretty accurate idea of how selfish the rest of the world is, but in our imaginations, we don't perceive ourselves as being members of "the world." We all picture ourselves as members of an "elite moral minority."' Kathy Benjamin, 5 Shocking Ways you Overestimate Yourself, Cracked.com The world, THE WORLD THE WORLD THE WORLD THE FUCK FUCK FUCKITY WORLD WORLD!! And who owns the world anyways? People I don't see? I'm helping people I don't know? There's only one thing to help and gain for and it's numero uno when the plane goes down. It's the picker upper of the 5 dollar bill on the ground, it's the last slice of pizza grabber when the party goers backs are turned. Daddy! Daddy! Push me! I can't even feel the air in her golden locks; no, I can't feel Africa or Haiti or Kuwait let alone my family, and their faces will be printed by the soles of my Brooks Brothers as I climb from the chasm.

My Favorite Games 1. BioShock 2. The Last of Us 3. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City 4. Red Dead Redemption 5. Grand Theft Auto IV 6. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 7. Super Mario 64 8. Elden Ring 9. Mass Effect 10. Horizon: Zero Dawn 11. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 12. Dark Souls 13. Hollow Knight 14. The Last of Us Part II 15. Shadow of the Colossus 16. Super Smash Bros. Melee 17. Bloodborne 18. Majesty 19. The Witness 20. The Talos Principle 21. Gears of War 22. Disco Elysium 23. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt 24. Psychonauts 25. Mass Effect 3 26. Half-Life 2 27. Grand Theft Auto V 28. Enter the Gungeon 29. Inside 30. Into the Breach 31. Until Dawn 32. What Remains of Edith Finch 33. Perfect Dark