he's STILL in the city creator // SimCity 4

making little six-feet-deep homes for all my new friends :)

I accidentally started all of WW2 over Ethiopia

making the pope the ruler of the planet // Monarchist Italy

*Italy notices WW2 notification* FIRST!!! (sorry, ethiopia)

digging a BIG hole to bury this stream in

*loud chaotic minigun noises and missiles exploding*

making millions off cheeseburgers and novelty coffee mugs

Big Ego pursues Big Ambitions

Big Ego pursues Big Ambitions

At what point does a "boat" become a "city"

🦀Crab🦀Island🦀