Bit only alerts:
50 to trigger TTS
50 - this one is hard to explain
55 - Also hard to explain
60 - Too pretty
66 - I apollo-gize
69 - Have good sex :)
100+ explosion
101 - Captain Jean Luc Picard
102 - Big storm comin
103 - STOPPED
104 - I hate people
250 - Kill em right back
300 - Prophecy
420 - EVERYONE GETS A NUG
500(501, 502 variations)- secret ingredient
669 - sex thing
1000 - IT WAS ME
2500 - pew pew
5000 - Best day of my life
10000 - Role Model
Special DONO only alerts:
$1+ - AWW bitch
$25 - Behold
$50 - Pretty