**"i'm like a margarita - tall, salty, and always have tequila in me."** *-chip esten* what's fuckin, gamers? you can call me greedy or kumquat, either one is fine. you can even use my real name too if you want (it's alex) but don't use my last name if you know it. that's a lil creepy. i'm a 31yr old dc gal currently residing in maryland, along with my corgi, sophie. i enjoy turmeric tea, dad jokes, cool bug facts, spooky shit, and deep fried memes. i play a little bit of just about everything, but survival horror and puzzle games are my jam. i tend to get pretty loud on stream, so you might want to watch with the volume down *juuust* in case so i don't accidentally blow out your eardrums lul. my goal is to create a fun and engaging experience for my viewers. i genuinely enjoy entertaining people despite my anxiety, so i hope you have just as much fun on my streams as i do! thanks for stopping by, and helping me come out of my shell a little more every day <3

**1. no backseating or spoilers.** unless specifically requested by me, or a spoiler-friendly tag is present. don't take it upon yourself to try to "help" me - you'll just annoy me. if i want help, i will ask for it. **2. DBAD.** don't be a dick. pretty self-explanatory. i curse like a sailor and can get pretty crude/lewd/etc., so stuff like that is okay in chat - just don't overdo it. if the mods or i ask you to cool it, cool it. **3. no harassment/bullying.** playful teasing amongst friends and banter is 100% acceptable. even some edgy humor is totally fine, but there's a definite line between satire and actual bigotry. i try to be somewhat inclusive here so please respect your fellow humans c: **4. no self-promotion.** the mods are really good about shouting out regular viewers, so don't take it upon yourself to promote your content, your sponsors, your friends, etc. - unless given permission. **any failure to adhere to the above rules are subject to a permanent ban**

#in progress pokemon mystery dungeon rescue team dx stardew valley (perfection run) #completed on stream ape escape (100% run) crash bandicoot (all gems) fatal frame fatal frame 2 fatal frame 3 fatal frame: mask of the lunar eclipse fatal frame: maiden of black water pokémon violet resident evil 2 remake resident evil 4 remake resident evil 5 (co-op w/ [MeBeMumquat](https://www.twitch.tv/mebemumquat)) resident evil 6 (co-op w/ [MeBeMumquat](https://www.twitch.tv/mebemumquat)) resident evil 7 resident evil village sylvio

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