**Recently started working full-time outside of Twitch, so my stream schedule will be unpredictable for a while** For schedule updates & changes, check my [twitter](https://twitter.com/Hard_Pretzel) and [discord server](https://discord.gg/R69VsPg) I rotate my follower emotes regularly so even if you aren't subbed you can still join in on the fun.

**Height:** 6' 1'' (~185cm) **Weight:** 172lb (78kg) **Blood Type:** Moist? **Birthday:** January 25th **Timezone:** EST (GMT-5) **Toothpaste:** Arm&Hammer

I talk too much: [My Twitter](https://twitter.com/Hard_Pretzel) I talk too little: [My Discord Server](https://discord.gg/R69VsPg) I talk just the right amount: [Youtube Channel](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeN41mBDRAB6n5br4Vek7Dw) What I'm talking about: [And you should talk about it too](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_R)

if you are seriously checking the rules to see if it's *okay* to discriminate or harass people (including employees and developers) you're seriously in the wrong place. General Content Warnings: * I curse like a sailor sometimes. * My name is literally **HARD_PRETZEL** if you think there's no innuendo, you thought wrong.

*for legal reasons "tax evasion" is a joke.* **I don't do that Tier 2 & Tier 3 nonsense here.** Tier 1 Subscriptions get you access to all of my subscriber emotes, AND if you're in the [discord server](https://discord.gg/R69VsPg) you can view regular updates and screenshots of in-progress youtube videos. If you'd rather not contribute to Bezos' Golden Shower, you can support my eBay addiction by purchasing various gift cards and other stream accessories through my private wishlist on [throne](https://jointhrone.com/u/hard_pretzel)

What you're listening to is the Ampligame AM8! [US - Amazon](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BMFQP2ZZ) [UK+Worldwide - AliExpress](https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004828097942.html) Fifine specializes in making **ACTUALLY** affordable audio equipment with results comparable to the high end stuff seen from other popular brands. This company were the manufacturers of my previous K670B that I have used for years and replaced my Blue Yeti with--so I reached out to THEM for a promo opportunity, not the other way around. Thank you so much Fifine!