Professor Chonkula AKA Van Helsing AKA Dr. Van Helsing AKA Vampire Daddy. That's what they call me. If you want to Vamp, you gotta pay the toll. I am a founding member of the Vampire Athletic Association. Although I myself am not a vampire per se, I associate closely with the benevolent vampire types. They don't bite back, babe.

1. We accept all creatures regardless of vampire status 2. We may swear but it's by accident so don't tell Dracula 3. Hate speech is not tolerated. Would you kiss your mother with that mouth? 4. Sometimes things can get a little wacky. You're free to be wacky too. 5. HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS; HISS HISS HISS 6. Don't vamp because you think it's easy... cuz it ain't. 7. FANGS DOWN! FANGS AWAY! NO FANGS HERE, BABE.

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