Hi! I'm holoz0r! I'm based in Adelaide, South Australia. People call me Steve. People who love me call me Steven. That's how you can tell the difference. I stream with my friend Krystal and my wife Sharn on Tuesday evenings my local time. We play coop games and ramble and rave. When I stream solo, it's usually a game I'm playing badly, or navigating through my Steam library in alphabetical order. I work full time as a Data Management Analyst, and also am a Portrait Photographer. I am available for shoots in Adelaide, South Australia. I am trying to learn the piano. I make a few WAX NFT collections. I want to complete my video game backlog before I die. I have a dark sense of humor and you should too. I like to think that I'm a brilliant comedian, but people are generally laughing at me, instead of with me. I lack self esteem, so I'm here to try and persuade you to give me yours. Maybe buy some of my terrible, impulsively put together merchandise below, at least two people have and I'm not sure why.

**CPU** It's overclocked underneath all that hair. Were it copper, it'd be an incredible heatsink. **RAM** My memory is full of useless information about old video games, Art, Pre-Raphaelite painters, computers; photography, but has no capacity left for human interaction. **GPU** My optometrist hates me because I don't need glasses. My vision is so good Jensen Huang and Lisa Su want to know how nVidia can monetise it. **Storage** My passion for photography and AI art is stored in a bottomless pit of creativity. I might not remember where I put my car keys, but ask me about my latest digital disasterpiece, and I'll talk your ears off until you're begging for mercy. **Peripherals** Swimming and biking? Let's just say I'm more of a spectator in the world of physical activities. If there's a championship for avoiding water and two-wheeled contraptions, I'd be a gold medalist.