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isteckel - Spend 15 min trying to figure out how to upgrade... the big fat arrows might have been a hint isteckel - Jumping on a boss thinking it is a grunt isteckel - Gotta get used to the stamina regn in this game isteckel - Having trouble using the lighter weapons isteckel - Shield dudes with weapons are though isteckel - I need more defence, got pummled to death isteckel - Jumped right into the damage isteckel - Enemy had more reach that I thought he had mattthefree - death by greed isteckel - Going the opposite way thinking squid is there, acidently takes 180 turn, fins the squid isteckel - Got stuck in a car isteckel - lvl 4 drones dangerous isteckel - What I thought was easy grunts was my death isteckel - The three guards at the shady doctor are kinda rough isteckel - Apparently there is an alarm that gets everybody close by to murder my ass isteckel - My slow weapon not doing enough, maybe I need something quicker isteckel - Guards are KICKING MY ASS! isteckel - +1 mattthefree - death by robot mattthefree - death by same enemy twice isteckel - Looked around a corner to see if there was enemy, did'nt see anything, got shot in the back isteckel - Parkour fail mattthefree - !parkour isteckel - When it says out of order, it means out of order. Fell to my death isteckel - Disabled a pax, could not loot it isteckel - Went ham on a grunt, got punished for it isteckel - Little johnny ain't so little isteckel - Told the nutjub I killed Eli, he did not take it well isteckel - Underestimated the damage from guns isteckel - Wondering why the stranger and his aid gear did'nt work, cause I was weaing the arms and did'nt give me to him isteckel - Took the hunters to lightly isteckel - Golden statue skewered my ass mattthefree - death by surprise laser isteckel - Made the gardening robot do a sad beep isteckel - Trice attack HURTS! isteckel - Nanitebomb monster out of nowhere isteckel - Not looking where I go, fell down a traphole into the arms of a statue mattthefree - here's a third tip HEAL mattthefree - ran out of batteries and heals on the second phase isteckel - Forgot I can have 4 charges isteckel - Nanite boss is a real though one mattthefree - close but not close enough isteckel - Having to farm isteckel - Jumped into the nanite taint and got too many stacks isteckel - Got a hookzip, looking for a hookloine, it was right in front of where I got the hookzip. Me smart mattthefree - Fell to your death mattthefree - Pressed the wrong button and jumped to death again isteckel - Ran around for an hour instead of membering the BIG FUCKING DOOR that was in the area isteckel - Thought it was a boss area, did'nt take it seriously isteckel - Got stuck between two dudes.... NOT IN THAT WAY!!! isteckel - You kill one hulking nanite monster and all its brother and sisters come for you. Typical isteckel - overestimated my bbeef isteckel - Could not swim isteckel - A volly of cannon fire isteckel - Looted an axe called.... Deus Axe isteckel - did'nt keep an eye on my health and the poision isteckel - I'm beef, but not beef enough to stand in nanite shit and get rained bullets on isteckel - Got over"swarmed" by nanite monsters isteckel - Facking nanites, I underestimate the nanite damage isteckel - I thouth thered be a floor isteckel - I did the same fucking thing!!!! isteckel - Gang banged by nanites again isteckel - Took a wrong detour isteckel - When they meant new surprises, THEY meant it! isteckel - Can't dodge without rig? isteckel - Got kicked by an inmate isteckel - First boss is kicking my ASS! isteckel - Died to brother trueman... AGAIN!!!

isteckel - Moonman got some revenge isteckel - Ambushed by a GRUNT! isteckel - DId'nt realise acid hurt... that much isteckel - Acid tunnel ate all my scrap! isteckel - Acid tunnel was not the correct way, it was a red herring! isteckel - The longer in you get, the stronger enemies get, who knew! isteckel - The guards did attack me eventually isteckel - Lost my scrap to the guards, they do NOT flinch! isteckel - Same guard isteckel - Fell off the train tracks! isteckel - Jumped down into the abyss isteckel - How are you supposed to jump over the train? isteckel - Train bridge is still my crux isteckel - Brigde-kun isteckel - Died to a grunt I killed many times before isteckel - Used healing when I was full isteckel - Trying to touch the chest of a guard will get you killed isteckel - Lost a bunch of tech scrap isteckel - Scorpion doggo jump and tore my face off isteckel - another doggo did it as well isteckel - stairs are a hassel isteckel - Took a haamer to the face isteckel - Got stomped on by a smelter isteckel - This thing has a hard shell! isteckel - Gaut mauled by a twin rigged because I'm getting used to my big boy weapon isteckel - Episode 2 of the Frontier! isteckel - Forgot to add modifies isteckel - Not sure what kind of cowboy killed me isteckel - Cowdrones are a pain isteckel - Combo system killing me! Isteckel - 23 x Grinding out of stream isteckel - Having to fiddel with my programs to get commands to work again isteckel - Boss beat me isteckel - Obvious path is not obvious for stupid me isteckel - Cheese melted me in the sun! isteckel - Looked away from a body I thought I killed isteckel - Apparently there was gass at the bottom of the mine? isteckel - Grunts showing off some MOVES! isteckel - Underestimated a boss with a sytch isteckel - Frontier Riches is BULLSHIT! isteckel - Got allmost one shooted by a casket isteckel - ganged up on, FRONTIER RICHES!!! isteckel - Got to greedy with an attack isteckel - Jumped right into an attack that took me from 100 to 0 isteckel - Keep getting greedy, this time on ep4 boss isteckel - +1 isteckel - Lasers are everywhere! isteckel - Got stuck inside a mariaca's body isteckel - Energy core killed me this time isteckel - Died to a FUCKING welder! isteckel - FUCKING lasers AGAIN! isteckel - Don't allways believe if somebody puts a "does not work" sign on isteckel - Was not prepared for pyro stick dude isteckel - Walked over a legde, I am very nimble Atrossius - F-ed up parkour isteckel - Denied a quest instead of getting more information, I MISCLICKED! isteckel - Got squashed by a recycler isteckel - Dropped 57k scrap at some 4 grunts isteckel - Got welded to death isteckel - And clamped to death isteckel - Laser.... lasers AGAIN! isteckel - He electrecuted the floor isteckel - Got squashed like a bug by the big spider thingy boss isteckel - Ignoring the welders... baaad idea isteckel - underestimated sawblades on a man isteckel - Did it again isteckel - Got killed by a mascot nanite freak CopperBoltwire - Didn't save the dude isteckel - Underestimated Karbon Kats moves isteckel - lost 22k CopperBoltwire - Didn't listen to the advice of Git Gud >:) isteckel - I took them all on... bad idea isteckel - Fell over the ledge into the abyss isteckel - Frontier justice DLC is horrible isteckel - Thought I could kill the one dude before the other got to me isteckel - Gangbanged again isteckel - Experimenting with damage gets you killed isteckel - Burned to death isteckel - overcompensated so I fell down isteckel - Keep forgetting those darn fire mines cactus_frank - r e e e e e isteckel - Not a white girl, but got jumped by two robo dogs isteckel - Got greedy with my attacks isteckel - Playing around with weapons gets you killed isteckel - Flamethrowers are annoying!!! isteckel - Got distraced by the Cacti!! isteckel - Paralysed by a robot isteckel - Won the hard battle, lost the easy one isteckel - Got tackled isteckel - Jumped right into the black xerberus axe isteckel - Did it again isteckel - Targeting torsors just makes it so much harder isteckel - That tackle move!!!! CopperBoltwire - Decided to stream on a Sunday :P isteckel - Tripped a whole 10cm and died isteckel - Got kicked over the edge isteckel - Got gangbanged, by robots without dicks isteckel - Taling about RTS games gets you killed isteckel - Died to a crystal mas that would'nt die isteckel - Jumped over the edge burning to death isteckel - Thought I could take out a human easi, I could not isteckel - Did'nt heal in time isteckel - Why do they do so much DAMAGE isteckel - It's a good thing I got that healing system - Famous last words isteckel - Big scary crysalis monster isteckel - Boss with no health just immortale? isteckel - Missing energy and stamina regn for boss CopperBoltwire - Finished "The Surge" and this fail don't count. But what the heck, have at it anyways XD

prohot4u - dead prohot4u - That quick!!!! isteckel - Died TWICE and used alot of healing just do get NOTHING out of it isteckel - Don't ever trust the plan of an AI isteckel - Breaking a lock kinda gives away the stealth element isteckel - Missed the loot inside the room that needed to be powered by a generator Atrossius - Needed molotovs now isteckel - Throwing 3 daggers, one to each side of the head, and only the third hits in the throat Atrossius - Did not see that guy with a gun isteckel - Got ambushed by freaks isteckel - Went into another grenade trap isteckel - Intended to throw a knife, but threw a bomb instead isteckel - Intended to throw a knife, but threw a bomb instead isteckel - Apparently me and grenade traps are not best pals isteckel - Switch from sniper to shotgun. immediately goes into combat where I need a sniper isteckel - Got killed by a ghost grenade isteckel - Sniping with a kalash instead of the sniper I actually got prohot4u - died? prohot4u - gets trapped by pirates and pioneers isteckel - Trying to stealth, ring a bell instead isteckel - Knocked down a guard infront of another one isteckel - Somehow stealth is harder in a forest than in a dessert! isteckel - Even when not spotted they can't get knocked out, when they've seen a body isteckel - Apparently they can spot two people getting knocked out real fast isteckel - Took a shotgun to the face prohot4u - cant walk out the house prohot4u - there to good isteckel - Having trouble knocking out two guards at the same time Atrossius - Bronze player forgot to modify weapon isteckel - Killed by cummonsters prohot4u - worms are better isteckel - Thought enemies were friends and ran right into their fire cactus_frank - the mine jumped into his invintory BY FORCE armanais89 - Blind as bat. Now more dead. armanais89 - Just clear your mind armanais89 - The issue with not hitting. Is the retaliation. isteckel - Super glass preventing me from shooting people, while wondering why I can't, they sneak up with a shotgun isteckel - "I don't think he saw me" - Famous last words isteckel - Stop right in front of a mine and looks dumb at it while its triggering isteckel - Never saw where my death was coming from isteckel - Found a mine, or rather it found me isteckel - Tried to jump over two platforms, and the gap, the only gap could juuust about fit me... I took a dive isteckel - Floated into an invisible wall, made it impossible for me to board the boat getting thrown into the water all the time isteckel - Another innocent looking place, another mine blew up in my face isteckel - Tried to ambush, got a dog in my face isteckel - Putting on your night vision makes noise apparently isteckel - That was not dirt, that was dirt covered land with death in it armanais89 - All it takes is a bullet to the brain isteckel - Apparently an explosion did'nt cover my stealth attempt, do I smell that bad? isteckel - Can's can't can it ever time isteckel - AI really not quite that dumb isteckel - He was'nt kidding when he said there was a mine isteckel - Apparently I'm not really that good at stealth in a very closed space with tons of guards isteckel - The mines, the FUCKING MINES! isteckel - Went out of bounds isteckel - I tried the violent way, it was violent, for me

- Nabu is though 2x Snake got grinded into Liquid Snake - Ain't no spear master 2x failing music lessons - Skelly boy made me stop moving - Thinking I have to do some kind of complex manouver to get boulders to crush certain rocks, but all I gotta do is throw a bomb - Hiding under the bed murders you - Rolling stones with ice is annoying - Got crushed by lava against a celling - Jumped into a lavafall - Hidden in fire beat me - Thought they trolled me with a roof going down, they did not - Got stuck - Dug the wronge place 2x Flaming bats - Touching sea mines ain't a good look 2x Did'nt channel Indiana enough - Got charged by a big knight - Frog boss be spinning! - Sneaky got squihsed 4x Falling off the boat - Even mushrooms kick my piggy ass - And bats - Mother-efing tree stumps - Being confused messes up your control

- Need potions for the goblin king - Had to take a look, jumped down the wrong place 2x Necromancer skeleton hurts - Fort wall can take a beating, get riddled with arrows - Ice slugs. who knew 2x Flower are dangerous things as well it seems - Got covered in acid because slugs - WHY DO THE WANTED DO SO MUCH DAMAGE - Them bosses be though - The pushover was no pushover - I touched a book - Got swarmed and fireballed to death - Thought I had killed the gobo, turned my back and got a couple of free arrows

- Rosie scrapped me 2x Pit of death was pit of death - Got scrapped by a thorn 2x Got pummled to death - Ran into a lava drip and got scrapped - Anoter gem got smashed - Was planing to throw a bat into a cultist however he had the same plan 2x Got scrapped 2x Destroyed a gem by letting a rock fall on it - Discovered fall damage

6x Nightmare King Grimm - Can't find my way to the last red flame 6x So close to the coloseum end - Bombardment birds go boom - Needle bitch got me 2x Third times the charm, fucker laughing at me finally killed me 2x Grim is a barstard - Had to look up how to get to kingdoms egde - Ghots bug hard to kill - Got consumed by an army of bugs 3x Wierd undead spider thingy Nosk 5x Lost kin 2x Orange goo knight beat me and I did'nt unlock a bench near him - Big Knight does big hurt - Got charged by a grave dewller - Crystal dude spiked me with his head - Fencing bug stabbed me - Dashed into a fireball from a jelly - Droped into the acid 4x Fumbling in the dark

- Threw a grenade and it sliped through the roof - Threw a grenade without pulling the pin

- Stuck in the casino - Thought I needed to use the car to clamp down on the gators mouth - Thunderboys are blocking me, and I ain't gpt nothing to spike their coffee with - Sprinkler system? - Combination lock to Meche - Anchor puzzle? - I know the blimb crashed week 2, I know the race is number 6 I think, what am I doing wrong? - Still stumped at high rollers - No clue what to do High rollers club - And the petrefied forest maze - Can't seem to figure out the beavers - Tree got me "stumped" - Pigeions bested me! - Know how to gunk up the tube system, but not sure what to do then

2x Loosing the last stage battle - Ophelia kicked my ass on her home turf - If I have to die, it has to be to Laser Pathers 2x I've failed the metal GODS by craching listining to Dragonforece 2x I'm a bad wingman - Pigs drove me over - Spider queen herself slew me - Spider queens children got me

- Bug locked me out of completing the game - Cop saw me being a little devil - The mechanic spotted me, I need to furfill his dream... OF BURNING UP 3x Mommy keep spotting me - Busting people having an affair apparently means game over 4x Mommy saw me awake, I need to deal with her 2x Mommy saw me "playing" with the piano

2x Did'nt realise I had to turn cracks instead of exterminating spiders - Fire baaaad - Died for some reasons, now clue how - Minotaurs are bullshit - I shoot the tentecal yet I still get hentaied - DId I just get hentaied? - Got stomped by the golem 2x Jumping from tailer to trailer ain't my strong suit

2x The first martyr - Dogded into the abyss - Got kicked out of my body, but could not enter again, the heck? - Charged a large enemy only to run right into a beartrap - I turn harden but I still get wrecked, the heck? - Sneaky little fucker came around the corner and made me flinch - GOD. FUCKING. BEARTRAPS - I apparently ran right into the helbard of a enemy - Timed an attack wrong against a red pointy hat armor dude - Imma just skip the whole parry shit 3x Not sure I understand parrying 2x Beartraps still exists... I forgot - Whirly mac-blade fire face killed me - Being impatienced is a bad idea 2x Nimrod is a UNIT 2x Whirly mac-blade fire face killed me - Killing myself to learn about items - Got stunlocked to death by dou skull douch-bags - Burning soup monsters burned me down in my last chance - Lost to a grunt cause I don't understand the burning mace yet - Lost against Hadern 2x Died in the swamp to a armored hill billy - They are hard to see apparently - Apparently they have a cooldown I did it again - Side stepping into a bear trap

- Missed a purple ring - I actually got killed by a Vyper Tech bot - The first landmark EVER in the game and I miss it... only to find NOT find it at the end and look up a guide - Gliding into oblivion - Thought I could reach a legde but meet a explorer bot instead - Eletric squid 2x Trying to climb up to the jump pack fuil and I "slipped" - Acid jelly fish ar dangerous - Fell into abit of lava - I kinda slipped and fell a small height - Choose dog and was dog, at least the sounds I made

- Did'nt care, just ran thorugh everything, we lost glitch in the running - Lost two members to sun and worms that spit fire - Died cause of sunburn - Tried to "cure" a computer but my cure killed it? - Bought a good gun for my miner but never equiped it 2x Keep forgeting to try and craft shit - Blew up the console, ups - DId'nt understand the Kian bomb puzzle - Lost my miner in combat - Did'nt realise the game had new DLC, and I did'nt have it - Forgot to equip the scrapper again 2x Pressed return to station instead of scanner

- infected ghosts are annoying - Lost as Elro - Landed on thorns - Fire lady - Got stuck on eletric rails - Eletricity trap - Lost to a City one soldier 2x Mothers cat - Sombero skelly - Can't read the map, went the wrong way - Got stabbed in a elevator - Jumped right into the blades - Drowned in a deep place - God of protection - Went exploring but it only set me back with no way to make a shortcut - Don't mix circle with triangle not even to sabotage the enemy

- Cyborg King - Walkway of Terror - Naayak - Heaven Cyborg - Hanza Cargo 2x Hanza Assembly 4x Parking garage

- Crushed some Nano under the grinder - Feel off a railing - Got ran over by a train - Dashing into a wall kills you - Burned myself to a crisp, then went boom - Make a small trip you go splat

- Got boothed out of glorias mind - Cookie girls leader - Telephone pole ride gone wrong 5x Sniper girl - Anti monster turret - Small teeth fish can bite you - Fish face got me - Tank had a secondary stage - Batteries died on me - The bear got me - Fell down at the first blimps

- Another varl down - Rook down again, only really keeping him cause MC - Bersi got owned cause of Dytch - Dytch is mouthing off, getting unwatned attention, he is gonna get murdered in his sleep - Dytch got stuck and got his reward WOUNDED - The casteaway could' take it all - Folka with no shield goes down quick - Old man went down - Bersi is not the besti? 4x Injuries in the dark - Rook is starting to like to take a dirt nap - Morg down - Griss down - Poor Nid gets targeted allways - Eyevind went down - Sent rook to far forward and he got wounded - Harkon down - Morg down

- Failed against Bloodaxe - Choices are hard, choose the people but that was rouga, choosing the king now - Harkon went down 2x Eirick went down, BUT HIS BEAR STANDS - Krumr did'nt like the snow 2x Farsolt did'nt like the poision 2x Bloodaxe went down 5x Failed last training with Ravens - One pony down - The amazing Nid went down again - Iver got wounded - I knew I should not have taken the shortcut, but I went into a graveyard - Folka did the same - Bark went down while chasing thiefs - Mogun keeps the tradition alive by getting injured x2 Failed a Berserker training - Nid went down - Krumr is the new Gunnulf, he is gonna collect alot of scars - Nid went down - Gunnulf went down again - I let old varl Krumr fall in battle 4x Trying to win the first fightfight

- Morg Down - Lost after Bellower got hit by the arrow - Rook down 2x Gunnulf down - Rook is down for the first time - Harkon down 2x Lost Alette that had the silver arrow - Harkon worked very well as bait but he did get caught - Save scumming ftw - Nid took a small nap in combat - First fight with Nid and she goes down - Gunnulf down again - Forgot about the stoneshards - The crazy barsted went down, but he is gonne be up again - The one twin went down... again again - Kinda messed up and let the mender get oneshot - Iver wounded as well - One of the twins went down again - Toasted my own allies - Lost a fight cause of my greed - Our main Varl took a small nap - Yrsa just got smacked down HARD! - One of the twins went down - One of the humies went down - I think Gunnulf is collecting scars? - Gunnulf got injured so I could get loot - Harkon got bitchslapped into the next world - Another varl - Gunnulf went down again - Did'nt realise that stone shard was a aoe - Lost 20 Varl cause of a stupid girl thinking fire is a good thing when Varl are involved 2x one of my varl went down - Gunnulf down, needs more armor - Harkon went down when I was chasing loot - Humans aren't that great, guess I gotta play to their abilities - Lundin down again - I don't know how to navigate so I walk through fire - Save scumming HOOOOO! - Morg the MAN went down, like a MAN , I mean varl - Let Gunnulf die because of my greed - The two humans bit the dirt again - Dregd does not like getting lit on fire, Yrsa got to know that - Charging down enmeies wounds my men alot - Princy boy is a wimp 4x Yrsa downed - Another Varl went down cause we chaing enemies x3 Gunnulf went dow, I need to give him more armor - Give a drunk a chance and he will spit you in your face - Move A unit so it could not attack - Alette got downed as well - Oddleif got downed - Did'nt realise that rook chould shoot - Eirik got a injury the first battle I had him in

- Knew I was gonna get poisoned but I had to try anyway - When I finally really needed charisma, I did'nt have enough - Thought the game was too easy, then it throws 10 level higher enemies at me - Did'nt figure out that the implant only needed to be used as a relic - Going into the camp of the first settelers without the implant working - Let Yoko open a trapped chest - Yoko went stright into stream - Stuck my head where it did'nt belong 3x Apparently got caught in a breakin without doing a breakin, well I was techincally but not discovered in the crimescene - Apparently doing one search on a computer invalidates doing others - Crump did it again - Stripped my main upgraded weapon instead of clicking upgrade - Got caught stealing from the empty cash register - Walked into mines while I looking ahead on the map - Brought assault rifle ammo with me and not rifle ammo - Had to try and expand the maelstrom - Wounded guy died on me - Went into the storm... again - Triggered a trap I allready saw - Just had to try and kill an NPC to see if I could loot what they described they had in the dialoug - Yoko went down - DId'nt kill the fops, correcting that mistake now - Got noticed by the food theif - Robbed in the wrong order - A necroid swaped places with yoko - Got a little to greedy with my sticky fingers - Attempted to pu Sparrow to "rest" but did'nt get his armor 2x Another robokid blew us all up - A robokid blew up in yoko's face - Forgot my servoshell - The wind tore up my body as I was trying to disarm a mine - Tried doing sneaky shit in a servo shell - Skipped Kat's turn 2x AI went into a mine again - Setting a necroid on fire that heals from fire - Teleporting a flamethrower into melee - Placing the device for keller fucks up the quest - Used a battery on a car that did NOTHING! - Not allowed to go in a talk with all the people inside the warehouse - Snitches get stiches, don't be a snitch - Apparently the AI thinks it's a good idea to step on a mine that is very visible - Whenever somebody is allowed to hit my character, it's allways a crit, what the hell! - Run into stream, insta death now I know! - Crumb just minding his own buisniess and gets blamed for my wrongdoings 2x Pissed of Randell to quickly and did'nt get to do his job before fleecing him - Apparently my sneak attack did'nt initiate combat so the enemy walked up to me and did 103 critical damage.... - Fucking crump just standing there looking guilty as FUCK - Got caught in the blacks warehouse - Been criming so hard that I fainted from exhaustion - Again my mates gets caught even when it was not them - Save scumming and taking ALL the belogings - Got pushed down by the elevator - Jumped to my death in the elevator 5x Got caught again - I did'nt get caught, but my team"mates" did cause they were just standing there - Ai just walks into anomalies - Thought I was fighting a single roach, there were 4 other zombies as well - Did'nt realise that big roaches could spit - Ran right into a mine - Did'nt bring any bolts to a "zone" - Got irediated to hell - Tried to take out 4 crazy employees - Drove a stolen car into turrent fire - Took the elevator out of the doom and went splat - Got locked in a coffin and burned

- been looking all over the place for the death certificate, execpt ONE FUCKING PLACE 3x Lost another duel - Lost a sea battle - Apparently I don't know how insults works, choose the wrong one - Did'nt realise that the clock just reads my own computer clock and not some elaborate time converter from Danish time to carabiean time.

- Died to get a skin, but got my life back 4x died twice and lost the lives as well 4x Yet more circus fails - Died in a second wave but got my life back - Acrobatic fails - Died in the last boss fight - Got stunlocked in the last boss fight 3x died - Died to a hazard 5x Did'nt get my life back 8x Died alot - The fog took me 4x They took my life, SO I TOOK IT BACK 4x Yet more acrobatics fails - Died to a mancubus - Died and regained my health - Used my BFG against marauders that did NADA 2x Died in the same corner - Got conered and murdered! 2x Died a final death - Jumped into death for no reasons - Another jump fail - Lost another life - Died without extra lives - Jumped over the railing while in combat - Acrobatic fails at the end of it all - Sending hordes of enemies against me AND marauder 3x yet more acrobatic fails - The marauder really stops the flow - Getting low on 1-ups 4x Apparently I'm still able of acrobatic fails 2x Loosing to many lives - Got squashed - Died in a combat arena - Trying to blade a slayer hunter killed a trash mob with it instead - Died trying to get to a buff totem - Another death - Died to a doom hunter amongst many demons - ANd also failed it - Died in an encounter - Thought I was awesome but I died twice 2x Lost another life - Apparently metal alcoves are not for standing on 2x Encounter failed, to many small creeps - The deaths keeps coming - Did'nt get all the secrets on the third mission 2x Died twice against the second doom hunters - Got lured into the abyss - More acrobatic fails 2x Grab fails - more deaths - Acrobatics fails - Got crushed 4x And died as well 4x Failed another encounter - Acrobatics failour - Failed a encounter 2x A death - Zooka don't let me glory kill for health, so I D-E-D - Did'nt understand that I had to jump down to a wall to hang onto - I tripped and fell

4x Forgot to reconfigure the weapons - Lost my two big AC/20 - Lady Areano did'nt survive - Did'nt refit LRM's to SRM's - Could have had a 800k payout, took 70k and alot of useless salvage - Made a pilot rebelious - Forgot to change to windowed mode before I quit to make the juryrigged borderless mode - Clicked the wrong contract, was gonna hop 5 planets instead of 1 - Clicked reserved instead of get up - Could have shot with a mech, did'nt take it, now it can do nothing - Thouht I bough a mech, only bought 1/3 of one - Shot the turrent instead of the turrent generator - Restarting the game - Had to restart a mission - Took heavy looses from a mission - Controls made me loss a shot - Shot the wrong mech - Only shot 5 missels instead of 15 - Deploying on a moon with a laser based mech, in the vacuum of space - Need to learn ranged on weapons - did'nt fire all weapons, instead used the lowest precentage to hit weapon

- Getting stuck on terrain and killed - Taking on titants on a ship without falling over is fun - I get to over eager - Did'nt make the propper jump 2x Jumpin on off ships and rushing gets me killed 2x An all out titan war is deadly - Why do I keep trying to hack stuff - I'm bad at navigating - They laid a trap, and I jumped right into it - Hacking and getting punched, lovely - Cannot time travle while flight core - Getting slaughtered in the same place - And got stomped on - Smacked to the face with a titan fist - Bugged out and flew way up high 2x Juggling timezones can be hard - Forgot the wire thad eletricity - Shotgun to the faaaace - Minititancs cannot be boarded - Some robots can be hacked, some can't - Trying to jump from landscape to landscape is hard - Something went boom and I'm not sure what? - Not worth trying to hack a bot - Jumped into the dark abyss - Apparently I got stomped on in the air? - Got shot again from I don't know where 2x Ran into a firestar - Some bots not hackable - Shotgun to the faaace - Fell in the water - Got shot by somebody I could'nt even see

1x Missing 2% of all items in the game 1x Exploration lead to the beging of the area again 3x Got munched on by a giant worm 1x Fell to my death while riding my bumbum

- Making things unkillable is apparently the only way I can die now - When they said war, they meant war as in numbers as well - I spent the ucreds I was supposed to deliver, ups - Did'nt noticed how fast I died - Died to low level trash 2x Still got problems in the cord - Upgrading the wrong minigun - Allmost had the robot spiders - I can deal with high level mobs, but high level combat mech tanks, eh 2x Trying to get to the VR cam setup before my lvel 3x This time got cut in half by a big ass minigun - Got sliced in two in the umbilical cord by a katana - Walked right into a mechs fire - Got force hammered in the capsuel hotel - Taking too much damage while trying to overload statis people - Got smashed by a hammer without standing near it? - Got shot in the back with a rocket - Got gangbanged in gratitude - Shot at the wrong gangers 2 Trying to pick feral balls can be lethal

- Wasted magic missle on a shielded creature - I missed out on some blood, I took the advice of somebody that did'nt want me attack, how foolish of me saying no to free XP - Shooting fire at stuff that bleeds fire maybe not best idea - We had time to prep but apparently the cautious mode does not show accurate - Arwin spent so much time telling us that we suck and he goes down like a wimp - Terminus loves throwing fireballs at Calvus - Chose the wrong person to fight - Sprung an obvious trap - Restrained by my nonexsiting black tentecal spells that does not affect enemies, but me - gave away aoo - Black tentecales needs a surfaces - Suckerpunched a spider instead of casting a spell - Gave away an aoo - Fireballed calvus while he was down allthough the game told me it would not hit him - Spider crits on clavus - Got to close to an acid sack - Should have taken a long rest, lost a battle - Calvus took a dirt nap - failed a trap 2x Gave away aoo - The lady got "ghosted" by a ghost 2x Wasted a haste spell - Terminus died in his sleep - been using the wrong person with the wrong skills - Ended a turn while I still had an attack - Calvus thought the ground look rather nice to sleep on - Yeba took a dirt nap - Fireballed Yeva - And she "died" - yeva bit the dust - gave away yet anot aoo - Somehow hit my own ally with a spell - Misty stepped the wrong place - Figured out I could have saved a guy earlier but did'nt - Did'nt prep 2'nd lvl spells 6x Allready failed one lockpick - Getting detected in starting memories is insta fail - Remaking the party AGAIN - Starting the whole game over, cause ROUGES SUCK - Missed a trap oppertunity - Learned the tentecals were not friendly should have know, have seen enough hentai - Forgot to identify some items so I could have attuned them - Travled back to a place allready known - Gave away an aoo - Did'nt realise the ghost werent attentive - The lady took a dirt nap - Miscliked to jump down to try to light a torch without nothing - Hit terminus with a fireball - Flew right into a brood of flesh - A dire wolf ran right into us - Pushing a pillar onto myself? - Fell for a trap to get into an ambush - Been using a sword for very long time without knowing what kind of magic powers it 2x Got spotted during exploration - Dispelled magic instead of hasting? - Legendary creatures are bull - And diplomacy still don't let us get the master to help us - Got a shitton of diplomacy, but a fuged dice is a duged dice - Yeva hit the dust again - I cast hypnosis and put the enemy in range of my spirit guardians, not a good combo - Hypnosis works well, on all the enemies, and my team as well - Did'nt get the drop on the undead - I let the skeletons engange me - Terminus trigged a trap I think? - Taking their stuff makes em mad who knew - Let in an aoo - An ambush by ghouls - Got spotted by the undead - Healed a person that cannot heal - Did'nt notice a door was locked and I did'nt guadiance my rouge - Got ambushed by ghouls - Gave away aoo and got paralyzed - Ran right into some skellies - Got spotted - Murder the grey but I really wanna hear what he has to say 4x Did'nt convince the wolf lover - Yeva ate dirt - Flaming sphere sticks around and damages your party - RNG hates me scribing scrolls - Gave away an aoo - Calvus loves the dirt - Calvus is useless at surviving - Calvus toke a spell to the head - Broke my concentration spell - I cast guadiance on the wrong dwarf, they all look the same - Did'nt notice a basket - attacked the sleeper instead of the cultist leader - Suckerpunched instead of using a dagger - Game fucks you over, if you DON'T use the scavangers and haul all the items to sell for yourself, you get LESS, but if you are lazy and let the scavangers pick stuff up and let them sell stuff, you get more. - Spiders climb not so usefull when WALLS don't count as a FUCKING wall - Fleshy bodies gives cover - Got spotted - Gave away aoo - Two traps failed - Put the arrow in the wrong slot - Gave away aoo - Thought Goblin skirmishers were melee - Forgot Thieves only use light armor - Thought hill dwarfs had heavy armor proff, it was just negating the penalties - Failed to open the captains chest

= Tenth mission 9x Lazer gal 4x Riot shield 3x Strong Terry 4x Strong Terry barricaded himself - Blew myself up 20x Gun guy 3x Got disintigrated 4x Gun turret 2x Skinny rick 3x Shotgun riot = Ninth mission - Blew myself up - Skinny rick 2x Got squished 4x Shotgun riot - Got sniped 3x Stronk Terry 4x Riot shild 16x Gun guy = Eight mission 3x Disintigrated 6x Riot gunman = Seventh mission 3x Police ganging up - Riot shotgun 2x Drone barstard 12x Riot gunman - Lost all my money = Sixth Mission 17 fails 2x Helicopter - Machinegun bike - Skinny rick bike 6x Mister kissyface 6x Said the wrong thing - Skinny rick 2x Blue russian again 7x Gun dude = Fifth Mission 53 fails 7x Blue russian dude - I blew myself (not that way PERVERT) 2x Strong Terry strikes again 5x Skinny rick slashes again 7x Shotgun riot guy? - Lost the cart 4x Got disintigrated - Crashed into a gate 2x Fell out of a trolly 23x Gun guy = Fourth Mission 0 Fails - No fails :O = Third Mission 19 Fails 6x Alot of gun guys - Slashed by a skinny rick 2x Got shot in the back 2x Got spotted 8x Gun turrets are bad = Second mission 9 Fails - Jumping down after the guy kills you, who knew - Got shot 7x Got killed against a sword punk = First Mission 2 Fails 2x Rolled into a laser

2x bats lost as well to Brainiac - Supes lost to Brainiac 2x Super beat his own sister - Reverse flash, bah - Being so epic the game crashes? Cause it was totally me being epic ... totally - Supergirl just handed me my behind - I lost to Aquaman... AQUAMAN! - Lost to the joker - And so does robin - Wonderwoman hits hard

- Apparently did'nt have enough medkits 2x Melee did'nt work that well - Bistro area - It seems areas respawn, with alot of enemies 2x Apliance area has alot of enemies - The DLC is much harder - Eletricity hurts apparently - Only realise a little late into the game that I have more than 1 weapon - Having low resourses is hard - Got overwhelmed - Saw an infusion that was not there before, did'nt notice the "doll" that was not there before x2 Getting overwhelmed by airship combat - Ghost granny keeps spawning shit - Ran out of ammo and health - Grenade launching enemies an mass - The Vox has numbers - Underestimated civies - Got stuck and had to reload a checkpoint - and made people angry with powers - Went somewhere I was not allowed to - Sniping did'nt save me - Thinking I need to charge up my shock jockey to charge a machine - Thought I could charge a rocket man and throw him off - Ran in a little to brave - Game actually killed me - Threw the first rifle over the egde - using vigors when wanting to aim

- Went in to early 2x Fell to my death - I don't know how grenades work - Stuck my head up in the ass of a cultist - Could have shortcutted but was not the right thing to do 8x Also got spotted by a void thingy 3x Got murdered by a void thing? - I cut their dialog short - Fell to my death 27x Cultist saw me - Did'nt save the rat keeper - Doggo's at it again - Revlead myself it seems to a blind person - Started hacking and wacking a sister instead of just killing her 2x "penetrated" a guard while being watched - Trying a triple knockout - A non-lethal grenade ain't all what I thought it would be - Clicked the wrong button, slashes instead of throwing a grenade 4x Tripped a trap 6x Got spotted, again - Hugging a brother in front of a brother - Start of the mission, first guards allready spotted - Opening a door apparently wakes people as well? - Woke people by shooting a bolt 2x Running around wakes people - Bot chopped off my face - Laneded on the eletric floor - Turning off the floor wakes people? - Can't stand on a flimsy lamp - Woke up somebody I did'nt have too 2x Doloroes is not to be killed if you need to be a mouse - Another tesla coil - Rewiring the robot makes it go murder ham on the sleeping people 5x Robot is being difficult - I think the robot bugged out? - There was a tesla coil 2x Stepping on people wakes them up, who knew - Quiet as a mouse means not even "hugging"people - Civis can still wake up - I'm not spiderman - Got caught the a sweeper 4x Hard to sneak through the club - alarmed everyone at the club with huggin 2x Door guard can somehow spot through disguises - Eyeless still got eyes - Somehow they saw through my disguise? - Made too much noise teleporting - Walked right into the sights of guards - Alerted the blackmarket - Jumped a guard while another was watching - Jumped into the barbwire - These guards got a sitxhed sense - Teleported right infront of a guard - Thought I could teleport after teleporting in the air, I could not 3x Those dogs are sharp - Doggo saw me - And then I bumped into him - Knocked out the one I need to pickpocket, without knowing - Patrols walking around the street, did'nt know that, now I do - Civi saw me hugging people - Apparently you can kill Daud - Civi saw me again - Threw the brother on a bottle of rum and he went POOF - Was impatient and got spotted by civies - And they hear well as well 3x Eyeless ain't living up to their name they spotted me - Can't impersonate a dead person - I think some visitors saw me - Servant saw me - Jumped infront of a guard - This time the guard broke a bottle on a table with his arm 5x Guards saw me again 3x Guard saw me hugging another guard - Sat a guard on a glass bottle, it broke and alarmed everyone - Servant saw me - Black market man sees me enter - Whale oil is volative - Civilian saw me hugging another civi - Guard saw me - Walked RIGHT into a trap - Was pretty sure I scouted the bank, I was'nt looking hard enough - Doggo noticed me - Teleported right infront of a "civi" - game bugging again - Got spotted "hugging" a guard - Game is bugging on me 2x Killed a guard by crushing his skull in a sewer pipe 2x Suddenly alot of civilians are crossing where I need to dump a body 2x Fell to my death after a botched displacement - Tried to lure a guard, he saw me eventually - Ran right into a guard 2x Saw me sneaking - Seems bottles don't do shit - Did'nt hit with the rat bottle 3x Alarmed the whole boxing ring - They saw me - They are terretorial as well - They are very perceptive - Saw me throwing rat bottles, did'nt like it - Thought people did'nt mind me pickpocketing them, but apparently the difference is how light it is

- Did'nt save the world, was not fast enough - You are not immune as a ranger - Did'nt dogde the guard 3x Fell to my death - Death by thorns - death by trap - Did'nt notice the stairs right next to me 14x Stepped in a trap - panicly trying to open doors pressing the wrong button

= The old and the new 86 fails 2x Lure them to find a body, i'm an idiot - Threw bodies on the top of my own head - Bad move sniping Frank - Longcoast still ain't getting any so they jelly 5x Saw me mudering folk - I killed someone I shooould'nt have, yet - Hector is to slow to respond - Threw a coin to distracte but instead made them aware of me - These guys also don't like my perfume - Thought I had a guy in a blind spot turns out I did'nt 71x Spotted = A captain of industry 52 fails - Found a body - Don't introduce yourself - Throwing coins gets you shot 3x Freaking civilian ruining shit 3x Failed a plan - Saw me fiddling with the dead people 2x Saw me do some sabotage 6x Saw my voodo tricks - Sandtracks reveals me - They guard did spot me lowering the ladder 8x Spotted me 23x Saw me knifed people - They still don't like perfume = The wages of pain 59 fails - Saw the body - Killed a civi 4x Saw me shooting people 6x Longcoats jelly they don't get some 5x They don't like perfume - Threw a body on my own head - Saw me in the bush 7x Saw me dragging corpses 15x Axing people in the face makes other people uncertain about me 18x Spotted me again = A cart full of gunpowder 60 fails - Did'nt notice a guy standing in plain sight 2x Sabotaged at the wrong time - Saw me sabotating stuff 5x Saw me throwing bottles - Bag worked to well - Dynamite sure makes sound - They saw me in the mines - Cursed myself and killed myself 35x Spotted me 9x Killing folks infront of other folks 3x Saw me dragging bodies = Dirt and blood 35 Fails - Too slow to kill my target 2x Civilians are snitches 23x Got spotted 8x Saw me bathing in peoples blood - Guy walked right into us = Burn The Queen 40 Fails - Burned Isabelle down with the Queen - Doing some wrong parkour 2x Wasting bullets - Mudprints scared me into revealing myself 16x Saw me murdering people 2x They got alarmed cause of a dead body 3x They saw me dragging the body 14x Got spotted = Back Alley Jazz 38 Fails - Took to long to murder - Forgot to link the enemy - It keeps making me jump down 11x Spotted me 2x Long coasts sees kate kicking other women in the groin? - Saw me spitting darts at people 10x Saw me murdering people in the street - Doggo sniffed me out - Guy saw me in his periphral 2x Knocking out people in plain view - Throwing shit is apparently suspecious 2x Pickpockiting infront of people ain't a good look - They started shooting for no reasons - Walked into private propperty 2x The dark ain't hiding everything = Louisiana Voodoo 16 Fails - Spent to much time killing a longcoast - Was too late with the longcoat - Underestimated my skills - Spent too much time dilly dallying 5x Went right infront of the poncho - Snipy snipe takes time - Saw me trying to slit a mans throat - Saw me emergin from the water 4x Got caught = One hell of a night 53 Fails - Doe Not-Biance not work on longcoasts - Just at the fucking egde the longcoasts sees me - Hector just sitting out in the open - Running with the wrong person 3x Mudtracks showing where I am - Chickens waking everything up - They heard the fighting - Tracks revealed me - Ran right past a big gaping hole in the wall - Longcoast man ain't got time to be horny - I thought I was hiding in the bush, I was not - Did I mess up something with the cannon They looked in the bush 2x Timed a trap wrong - Jumped right into viewcone 2x They saw me in the bush 4x Somebody saw me punching out somebody els 31x Got caught - Forgot about the mudprints = One good shot 7 Fails 4x They shot a kid 3x Got caught throwing knifes = The bridge at the eagle falls 28 Fails - somehow they heard stuff they should'nt - Plan RUINED cause Cooper to stupid - Don't shoot the brigde from the wrong side - Saw the crounching kate - Wrong person with the dynamite - Standing behind the bush instead of in it - Longcoast are hard 2x Plans ruined 5x Running right infront of the enemy - Heard me punching somebody out - Bad timing to punch somebody out 2x Triangle plan hard to pull off - Perfume not strong enough 2x Throwing Perfume in front of other people is a bit sus - Civilians see me thieving, barstards - The brigde guards saw me 5x Got spottet = The magnificent Five 34 Fails - Saw me on the roof - The alarm went somehow? - They gonna use the gatling gun 5x They saw my magnificent plan - Picking up bodies in front of people 10x Punching out people in the viewcone - They saw me in the bush - Started running while they were suspecious 8x Walked right into the light - They saw me subduing a person 4x Thinking the dark will cover everything = Untill Death do us part 18 Fails - Forgot how longcoats work - Gatling gun not that effecient - Saw me hogtie a person - Not sure what happend? - Saw me sabotating stuff 4x Picking up a body while people are watching - Civilians is ungratefull - Coin not making enough time 2x Punching people while others are watching 5x Ran right into vision cone = Troublemakers in flagstone 7 Fails 3x Hard to kill Chester Goodwill - Making and prepping an elobrate escape plan when I just could jump down one place and be safe They saw me in the bush after the wall fell - Went straight into view even tho I did'nt need to - Going for marge, got discovered by the well = Running late on payday 10 fails 3x Did'nt get to save the trainman? 3x Got caught redheaded trying to hogtie one of their buddies - Forgot to pick up the bag again - Ran infront of a guard instead of knocking him out - Thought I could save the stranger non-lethal - Wanted to knock out a guard, but ran into the cone of another

- Shot a rocket spear on a big D and it chased me, killed me with my own spear rocket - Kill in the crossfire of my turrets - Wasted a mini turrent trying to "hack" a door - Told myself I needed more medkits to kill big daddy, and I did'nt - Should not have provoked a spider should just have bought health - Thought I distraced the turrent -- Minervas Den-- - Thought my charge could save me - Crash and I'm pretty sure I lost alot of progress - Did'nt hack turret fast enough - Was trying to conserve med kits instead I got killed - I heal to slow - Got shocked by an alpha chargin so I did not resceach - Death by big sister - Set up a great trap for a big sister only for a splicer to spring it - Throwing mini turrents instead of hacking bullets - Failed hacking a vending machine twice - Thought I could take a big dady I was wrong - Death is starting to become occurent - My turrent thought a big dadfy was an enemy and opened fire, when I had no healing - Lost against a feaking mini boss - Walking into a trap in eye height - Gathering adam is risky stuff - Ran out of medkits - Failed a Safe hack - Died by a turrent cause my plasmids were all wonked up - Another freaking crash, and lost progress - Big daddies are still a treath with low healthkits - Did'nt heal and got killed by a lead splicer - And bioshock crashed - Got to close to a big sister - Wanted to start the game right away but forgot I had not installed it

5x Progenitor 4x Apparaitor - Just defeated the eye boss and then decided to jump into endless pit - Had to check if there was a secrect, only found death 1x Electricwires, bascially spikes 2x Endless spaaaaaace 4x Combinatron 2x Stationary eletric bolt throwers 2x Sea mine 2x Secrect miniboss - Secrect Shuriken - Firepit 2x Exploration spikes 2x BFL - Garbage chrusers 3x Secrect endless pit 6x Secrect spikes death 3x Spikes 2x Got hit by a upwards shooting robot - Bike ride of DEATH 2x Endless pit 5x Going back to town spikes 3x Robot shuriken 2x Gawdamned spikes - Cyber spikes 3x Spikes in outskirts 2x Tunnel Cleaner - I'm bad at dashing - Homing bullets 8x More spiked floors - Greed will lead you to spikes 3x Subject alpha stage 2 - Ninja turtles swim arena with out the water - Subject Alpha - Got killed by balls 3x Purple goo baaaad - Backtracking will kill you - Jumping blindly into the abyss 5x Mekadragon - Spikes in a lab, who has SPIKES in a lab - Messed up trying to get to a secret 2x Bottomless pit - Biohunter 2x Acid pool kills you as well - Big giant fucking laser in the sky - Truck boss - Firepit kills you too, who knew? - Third Boss - Spikes 2x Big fucking laser beam will kill you x2 Don't jump into a trash crusher - Now I know what spikes look like - Second boss beat me - Found my first secret and death

- Thought I could outshield the battle - Failed a mission by going to a station to repair - Shooting at friends 3x Made an enemy of everyone it seems - Somehow made an enemy of the station - Bought a ship I did'nt want - I shot the Sherif, but I did not shot the deputy - Don't headbump the enemy 3x Space if full of rabbits 2x To many enemies, not enough friends - They took out my powercore - Risky cargo run was risky - Abandonded a mission I did'nt mean to - Not sure what happend - Thinking an outpost was a station and flew right into it - Was sleeping while pirates were shooting - Rammed right into another ship went poof - Got to much attention in a big battle 3x Lots of rabbits does hurt

- Setting up traps only to have them sprung by "allies"S - Having to look up locations of directors commentary - Crash and lost alot of progress - Missed an entire room - And using them all for ammo that I can't carry - Using all resources before seeing good plasmids - Messed up big time with saves lost of alot of progress - I forget I need full health against big dudes - Need to be a full health against bosses it seems - Faield to notice a turrent right infront of me - Failed a hack - Swarmed by flying turrets - And forgot to try again resulting in rockets in my back - Failed hack - Died by my own turrents gunfire - Need bigger guns for big daddies - Hacking a rocket turret just to have it shoot my back - Pressing quick save instead of quick load - Lost progress from not saving - Wasting bullets on dead bodies

5x Shapeshifter CHEAT! 2x Wierdo and freak - Loads of knights - Two statues, one hollow - Thunder birds? 2x Another ice knight? - One shotted by trash mobs - Killed by trash mobs 2x Buffed up knight - I'm the hero, I'm suposed to get the heals! - Spit turns you into stone 2x black goop and firey death - Ambushed by trash 35x Chickenhead rider 10x Havel - gangbanged by a rock and a less dragon - A naked man pushed me over a railing 4x Dragon takes no damage 3x Big snake head 2x Gravity, it works against me 4x Black knights, does not FLINCH! 14x Dejavu boss with a kickback 4x Dejavu with a kickback 4x Freak dragon 5x Big black goye stuff 17x The dancer - Mimic 3x Hands with a giant bum - Spider human thingy again - 44K souls gone cause I was curious 3x Yorm - Swarmed by rats 2x Bitch-slapped by a giant and overrun by rats - Giant rats - Suicide 3x Smashed like a maggot - Baby abomanation - Died to poop slinging 3x Got branded - Died to a maggot, maybe two - Crap... I mean CRAB! - Gravity my old friend 5x Unflinching knight, does not flinch - Became a statue 3x Tank man - got backstabbed by a mob - I'm no lava Jesus - Got my head twisted off - Lava snot 12x The canninbal 2x Red eyed knight - Big hairy man spider? 5x Thunder knights HOOOOOO! 2x Archers with BIGASS ARROWS! 21x Big doggos - Jumped into a micmics mouth - Fireballed to death 2x night of the watch dudes 59x Pontiff sul-somthing - HOW MANY MAGES AND DOGS 4x two dogs and a mage 2x Sniper, one shot, one kill 2x Human spiders? - Got spat to death - Lost 16 k souls - Got munched on by wwwwwasthing? 3x Got burned like a heretic 4x Sneaky sneaky ambush 22x Angry angry fire demon - Gravity my arch nemesis 3x The opposit of the dune sandworm, big rainworm? - crabs in the lake of fire - Horde of skeletons - Saw the ooze, killed the other ooze, died by the ooze that I saw first - Giant rat dinner - Boneball, big one - Munched on by doggos - Getting pushed over a legde - Not paying attention will loose you around 10-13k souls 16x Abyss Watcher - Black knight (it's just a flesh wound) - Died to sparkley crystal monster (greed) - Taking on 3 wendigo, to get one mystery item 2x Killed by another wendigo thingy 2x a white demon tutorual thingy from DS1 - got a slug overdose 10x Got killed by a giant decaying wendigo wielding a tree as a weapon 2x Mob boss 2x Brutrally murder by two knights, very un-knightly - Puns are a fail? - Go caught surpriced by something I actually knew was there - Lost 8 k souls to explore nothing.... - Squished like the bug I am - Dived into a floor head first 2x Dual wielding tart 2x Mob ambush 3x Dogs and arrows not a nice mix - Don't believe the lies - spookey bone daddy? 8x Crystal Mage - 9k souls lost again - Impaled on a tree trunk - Dog ambush - lost 9k souls - Missed a campfire - Gravity is my enemy, in every game - tilt makes me loose concentration - lost around 12k souls 4x Giant egg tree - homing arrows 2x mindless mob killing - Death by giant mace - Giant rats - Hunga hunga burning love? - Got killed by a farmer 2x Boreal Dog - Brigde knigts - Bye bye around 6k souls - Red eyed knight - Forgot to activate elevator - Winged fat armor - It was not a fail, I SWEAR, it was all planned to die near a bonfire see? - Firebombing sneak barstard 2x First knight - Halberds are long and deadly 5x vs The Master - Crystal monster vs deprived start gear, no good

- Last boss has tricks - Jumping into lava 3x Ylsids can attack fast! 2x Realising i'm an idiot 3x Looking up a walkthrough - No stealings in guards view apparently - Jumping into a pit I cannot get out of - Lockpicking a door to find.. NOTHING! 3x Can't damage the nightmare creature - No magic allowed makes for a sad Dodo - Could I sacrifice a kid? I could! 2x Roided out people? - Made snake ladies mad - One lich went down easily, but the other oooohoho - Did'nt see the spikes - Trap went big boom - Death by door, yet again - Used levitate in a place where it was useless - Used levitate to get past lava, but only used the scroll, never cast the spell. - Spending money on runes i've allready gotdw - Automated secret stone doors will squish you if you don't get out of the way - Killed the goblin king - Made goblins angry by stealing 3x Murdered by goblins - Breaking my bone on a wall, no results

Total Fails 441 Baldur's Gate + Sword Coast Fail Count 297 3xFinal battle death 8xFinal battle traps 2xDeath by hitsquard 2xDeath by overwhelming numbers +Instead of running when stabbed, coran stands still +Killing the architect of countless murders is a reputation loss, but killing a simple bandit is not? +Skeleton archers are deadly x3xThief maze traps +Murdering an innocent man +Did'nt sneak past the flaming fist 2xDeath by trap and spiders 9xCandlekeep traps +I surrendered quietly +Killed by DM that is tired of murder hobos +Turned down a potential good gift 4xGot turned into a ghast 5xWe got eated by a devil +Coran killed by cult members +Don't need no magical stinking mirror 30xDurlag tower traps +Rune carpet +Forgot the rules of chess +Death by massive force 2xGot feared on a chess board +Coran tripped a trap and got back- stabbed combo +Jahira got backstabbed 2xDeath by wyverns +Entered the room of death +Bealoth is allergic to death +Did'nt geek the mage first +Went willing into a room filled with gas +Surprice attack by ghosts? +Drank the wrong potion +Got turned to stone 2xThe one with turn stone to flesh, got turned to stone +Death by massive amounts of traps +Werewolfs know how to use doors 3x300 year old trap triggered +Killed a dude for the wrong items +Not sacrificing a child for voyage safety +Saying the wrong thing to a mage +Coran died by stepping on a trap +Trap sprung +I don't look like an merhcant to a guard +I don't look like an flaming fist to a guard 2xI don't look like an art collector to a guard +Murdering innocent people for a cat +Traiggered a trap I allready knew were there, just forget +Forgetting to bring Bealoth +Murdered the assain before getting the antidote 2xFailed to murder the assasin +Pickpocketing failed +Murdered an evil priestess +Drinking wrong things in combat 2xMuderous ghost armors +Baeloth is a whimp when it comes to taking damage +Baeloth cannot endure a volly of arrows to his face it seems +Speaking before thinking +Also stealing stuff is illegale +Kicking in the door and looking at a strangers books is a crime +Murdered a pedophile without checking his innocence first +Fireball to the back trap +Forgetting to unmute myself +Freeing evildooers from petrification and letting them go with all the good loot +Might have leanred the wrong spell +Speaking to the wrong person can wisk you away in several days journey +defending yourself from a paladin attack is apparently not well liked +Not realising main cha got OP abilities +Do NOT let Coran get into melee +Not casting haste before a battle kills you +Attacked because bad reputation +Thought Doom single target was an AOE spell +Selling useful wand +Got butchered by bounty hunters +Failed diplomacing a kobold +Getting caught stealing from a warehouse +Regretting I killed somebody +Stealing blatently infront of house owner +Trying to be a stray cat, did'nt work out +Looking at books is a crime +Stealing from children +Having to look up a guide 2xI'm a horrible pickpocket +Failed my sneaking about 3xWalking right up the the owner of house and announcing we are thieves +Murdering teenage daughters +I'm a bad liar +Rasism against drows +Not hardsaving +Can't navigate a city +Not being rude to mages +Being rude to mages +Not understanding the thives 1337 speak +Not getting the hint +Bough a gold consuming sword +Trying to cure somebody healthy +Struck by lightning +Walked into a lighting trap, that took most of party health, but also enemy +Traps in a prison +Poisned by ettercaps +Ambushed by a jelly, in the open field +Coran died before his quest +Drow dies because of spiders, ironic 9xCloakwood traps +Traps in random encounters, really? +Fight ensures, main cha falls asleep party negotiates, new allies, main cha wakes, keeps hitting new allies +Navigation apparently is not my strong side +Trapped chest, had to happen +Viconia took an arrow to the... back +Challenged another adventuring party while being chased by a train of monsters 2xTurned into a garden ornament +Kivan got impancient +Spider traps, who would have thunk it +Xan could not survive a firing squad +Not fooling the bandits +Going into battle with only identifying spells and two horror spells +Apparently defending yourself is a crime? +Leaving Xan to deal with one tiny kobold +An ogre-mage to much +More traps, again +Xan did'nt move out of the gibberling claw +Selling crusial quest item +Misplacing a crusial quest item +Failed to regonized a deeper quetst plot 3xTraps, traps everywhere +Shoving dwarfs back into the rock womb +More traps... yaaay... +Found a trap in a dead end, by making it go boom in my face +Got scammed by Furret into buying a normal gem thought it was magical +Wasting a healing because i figet to much +Atetempting to find a hidden item, mudering of civilians happend +Xan did'nt move out of the way of a brown bear +Guard Collateral damage +Miscaluclated protection time +Loading before quicksaving +Dritzz to powerfull, i'll be back +Forgot reset my identify to usefull spells +and so safana wanted to see one as well +Xan wanted to see a carrion crawler up close 2xTraps and flesh golems, is that a third arm? +Xan's preditions came true +Tactical dumdum +Tried healing a mudering ghost and succes 2xGot caught graverobing by a ghost +got thrown out by noblewomen for wearing shoes +Riddle me this, DIE +Forgot to prep spells 4xWas shoot down like a game of prey +Xan does not know how to write 4xFight against red wizards +Imoen used her head as a shield +Neera could'nt handle the big pointy shaft, i'm speaking about a spear here +Want to prepare identify, and reases two that were ready +Gave away plot heavy letter before reading it +Loading before quicksaving +Minsc got more mustard than he could handle +Turned into pincusion by kobold arrows 2xFailed to save a useless miner +Bad breath, from winter wolf +Underestimated an experiencedbounty Hunter +Neera got her face bite of by a war dog 5xdestiurbed the wrong gravesite +Asking for useless infor instead of magic items 2xFailed to catch/murderfy a thief +Monk ran away with all my gems +Minsc head was smashed by a blind ogre +Minsc caught a bear claw +Rasaad got his throat ripped out by a gibberling +Forgot to arm my main character +Head bit off by a brown bear +Cancled a spell 8xRan into a squad of Elite hobgoblins and a couple of ogres +Minsc head missing because bear +Accidentally quickload +Tryied to see what happens when you stab civilians +Murdered a drunk 2xGot caught stealing +Got a axe to the face +Surprised by a wolf while sleeping 2xGot killed by the lowliest creature +Equping unidentified items, female now +Companion throat bitten out by a wolf +Got head caved in by an ogre 2xMauled by a black bear +Trying to kill a black bear lvl 1 +Forgetting to reset fail counter +Skipping a 89 total in stats +Restarting cause bad character creation Dragonspear Fail Counter Fail Counter 144 2xGot nom nom'ed by a giant maggot +Elevator death 6xDied to a lord of the first level of hell +Death in hell 2xGobbo died in hell 2xDragonspear traps 3xcrusader camp traps 2xTook a duel I should'nt have +Viconia is afraid of bugs, deadly afraid +Forgot about the entrance traps +Soldiers turned into JELLIES! Has to be the work of the JELLY WIZARD!! My NEMESIS! +Fight a small army, lost +Got impatienct +Minsc went splat cause of posion? 2xdragon spear traps 6xGot caught by patrolls +Triggered a trap, did'nt take damage tho +Gobbo sharman died +Bealoth died cause I did'nt move him +Minsc died because he got a little confused 2xancient traps still work +Ditto on Bealoth +Got chopped to firewood by a tree +Minsc murdered, again! +Got murdered by shadows 2xUnderground river traps +camp traps 2xNature got traps it seems +Vorwin got ghosted +Minsc died to a mimic 2xMurderd by a mimic and JELLIES +Minsc died to a spider +Gobbo got skewered by a sword +Hobgoblin traps +Scared away one of glints family +No child killing in plain sight +Died cause dread wolfs +Murdered vioncia cause I was charmed 4xvampire trap 3xHide in plain sight got away +Missing the fireball interely 9xDeath towards hide in plain sight rouge +Potion of speed don't work in null magic zone, did'nt notice that after the first potion, wasted 3 +Nealoth went boom after a 82 sneak attack +Tryied to nonlethaly keep a sick angry person down, guard came and butchered him +Should hae washed a chicken +Minsc died in the battle of the brigde +Said the wrong things +Khalid runs into combat with no gear 4xLost the battle of the brigde +Viconia died in the siege of the brigde +Told Kahlid to go to camp, bugged the game so he could'nt lower the drawbrigde +Forgot the ward stone, a quest item +Knew a trap was there, did'nt know it was a lightning trap, killed Corwin +Forgot Viconica cause she was encumbered 4xBhaal temple trapsw 2xBugbear traps +Green dragon fight +This game is gonna have traps is'nt it alot of them 2xHobgoblin traps are a thing +Walked straight into a dragon cave 3xMore spider traps +Minsc got tangled up in spider webs boo is still allright +Wyvern ganged up on mics, boo was allright +Goblin got gobbled up by a troll 2xSpider webs are sticky +Orc firing squard +Summons don't trigger traps +Vampire traps 2xGoblins traps protecting their loot +Hero struck down +Got murdered by a single soldier +Sold an item I could have used +Spider traps +Let a mage cast timestop +Puzzle fails 3xDeath by undead horde +Minsc became afraid +instant death 6xMine traps +Got caught with fingers in others pockets +Spider webs are sticky +Left my potion case without noticing +Took the wrong wine +Mudered by rabble +Killed people before I got to question them 2xsummoning the first of the white forge +Bealoth backstabbed 7xTraps, traps everywhere

- Big pawn, big damage 2x I got reaped by the Reaper - One-shot gorillas - Still haven't learn to fly - Got beaten by Double Dragon - Jumping on the egde of a brigde when bored will make you slip - Forgetting hotkeys are a thing 5x Hydra torment boss fight - Turned to stone then to dust - Exploring high places can be lethal - True love was a kid? Main character a pedofile? - Fell of a flying dragon - Forgetting to change screen from intermission to gamescreen - could'nt catch a legde for the life of me - Random huge troll with random hit kills me - Mimics are bull >_< - Apparently no way to hit a mimic unless getting eaten - Ran face first into a boulder - Bombarding Grand Soren when it's under attack - Took a dive over the egde of a tower - Clicking fast will get you nowhere fast - No warning for usage of certain items - I love taking dirt dives - Mace to the face means falling off a wall and getting a facefull of earth! - Got lured into a goblin trap... A GOBLIN trap, embarassing! - Falling, i'm getting a negative habit - Wanted to test fall damage, yep falling does hurt - Running out of oil in a dark and dank place - Quest items needs to be in inventory or els! - Caused a rockslide, that teleported behind me? - Game crash - Picked up my pawn over my shoulder for the chimera to charge into us both - Flying petrifying thing - Was slowed so much I turned to dust - Plank was missing in the brigde, I fell to my death - Getting munched on by a Mimic! - Lost my Pawn to the Reaper - timed my slow fall badly - Did'nt realise the tentecals were infinite - Forgetting to add fails 4x Dying to bandits - Trying to pronucse a french name - Went for old grizzled look, made a pretty boy confused grizzled look - Kinda attack a friendly villager, ups? - Died to big lizards! - attacked the one that boosts my strength

Fail Count 123 +Manged to CC the enemy, wanted to dispell entanglement, forgot dispell is aoe, removed cc on the enemy +Jahira took after her late husbond and started fleeing and agroed the half forest +Forgot to give Montoran to Xzar +Got sticky sticky fingers, and they are apparently very obvious sticky fingers +Walked into my own skulltrap trap 10xKangaxx is hard and bugged +Door trap +Got insta murdered by a trap on a door 6xSlaver traps +Wrong order of puzzles +Did'nt have to murder the advisor, ups +Sewer traps galore +Bard got a little to exited in bar brawl and died +The rouge got away +Lost a tavern brawl +Dorn tries to murder everything 2xWhen killng people, don't let them scream +Dorn is rather uncontrolable +Dorn has a very fragile sense of his little ego +Met my match against a magical flying sword +Had to kill Dorn +Lied about being a Talos Worshipper or may he strike me down, he struck me down 2xTripped the Lathander Temples alarm +Bought the wrong item, threw money away +Did'nt notice my companion lvl'ed up +A Lich fool med into thinking I murdered it, turns out it was an illusion and it turned invisible +Forgot to put difficulty back to core rules +Jan got turned into a lovely statue +Mini beholder spam +Mummy wrapped it's cold dead hands around Keldorn 2xSewer traps +The tiefling is no tank +Sold a sword we could use +Warden is a though customer +Keldorn died cause reasons +Removed a prepared spell +Ruined a spell +Plan to murder Thrall master went wrong +Not being ABLE to get our Blade to join us +Did'nt get our blade with us 3xTrap in a mage dungeon? 2xThink I got told to die, by a power word death +Got one-shotted by a monk? 2xMurdered by ghosts monks 4xTraps in definently not asia +Forgot to change identify prep to something usefull +Standing in an electric field and not moving +Forgetting to finish a quest only to stumble upon in hours later +Mansion Fight +Mansion trap +Random encounter was very random or was it? +Meet a lich unprepraed 2xMuderer traps +Jahira got nibbled on by a demon +Sticky fingers got caught +Going to the wrong house ot visit +Got in a bar brawl, Jahira and Stupid noble kid died +I Killed the cook +Got caught with long sticky fingers +Joy house is not so much joy as it is trapped +Jahira got nomed nomed on by a vampire 4xVampire Traps 4xDragomir tomb traps 3xTroll boss trolled me +Hexxat got killed in a "confusion" +Umber hulk ripped me to shreads +Trapped door +Iron Golems, just iron golems +Unwinged elf got mushed +The ONE! THE SINGLE ONE chest I don't check for traps, is trapped 2xDid'nt save a servant in time +Casting magic without a lincese +Tried to disarm a undisarmable trap +Did'nt raise the trap skill of a trap class +And walked into it twice 2xFound a trap +Forgot to give Minsc a weapon +Wasting spells because AI +Apaarently I don't know left from right +Starting up the wrong game

- I gave up, horrible balancing made the game unfun - Troll don't care I've got above 30 in AC - Hey you know that kingdom shit, well don't try to plananything CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A CALENDAR TO PLAN SHIT - Game wants me to travle alone with suped up monstersaround, sounds like a brilliant idea. - Balance is so great in this game, love it! - Bandits - Oh hey a troll, let's just remove it's weakness - Clicking to fast 2x Not quite the outcome I wanted - Oh I was finally winning with cheese, suddenly 3 more of the +17 mobs just came charging... 5x BAH did I say +17? HAH! litteraly 3 min later a +23 monster, pffft WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!!" - +17 monster, of course, why not? -2x Bandits that have +16 to attack, I mean sure, why not, not like the STAG LORD had LESS! 2x Eaten by insects - Save scumming 2x Boggard Champion is a champ, who knew? - Stuck in bed? - Made Boddinton twice - Sneak attacking wererats, auch 5x Missed a trap, and failed disarming it 2x Meet an owlbear, it has +20 to attack, I'm level 4. - Forgot to buy rations - Going from +4 to attack monsters, to +13 to attack monsters, great, lovely balance - Keep forgetting to prep spells 2x Mites can really hurt! - Walked into a trap when trying to disarm it - Trying to heal an undead with positive energy - Triggered a spider trap - Took a wrong turn 2x Worg ate me up, even tho I have 30 AC - Don't mess with magic infused nature - Forgot to coup de grace - Trap blew in my face 2x Swarms are fun huh? - Manticore? Hah I can take it *Famous last words* 2x Forgot to prep extracts - Enemy does not care I've got an AC of 20, they just insta down me - Even with an AC of 20, I shouldt try to out AC a mob of arrows - Forgot carrying capacity has an effect on max dex. - Crashing in options before starting game