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# **PAID VEHICLE REQUESTS**
##*RULES*
>• PAID REQUESTS ARE PRIORITIZED OVER CHANNEL POINTS' REQUESTS;
• YOU CAN STACK YOUR REQUESTS UP TO 3 OF ANY $-TIER AT THE SAME TIME (YES, THE LAST ONE TOO). THE MONEY OVER THE SUM OF THE REQUESTS ARE JUST CONSIDERED A TIP;
• BEFORE YOU REQUEST A VEHICLE, IF YOU/ME AREN'T SURE, PLEASE ASK ME IF I HAVE IT.
## *REQUEST TIERS*
>• $5 TIER - 1 MATCH OF ANY VEHICLE/GAMEMODE I HAVE BESIDES THE NEXT TIERS;
• $10 TIER - 1 MATCH OF T-95/SU-100Y/EVERYTHING FRENCH BELOW 1.3;
• $15 TIER - 1 MATCH OF COASTAL FLEET;
• $25 TIER - 1 MATCH OF BLUEWATER FLEET;
• $50 TIER - 1 MATCH OF JAGDTIGER/ARCHER/3' GUN CARRIER/TYPE 60 ATM;
• $111 TIER - 1 MATCH OF MAUS (PLEASE NO);
• $250 TIER - I WILL PLAY UP TO 3 $5 TIER VEHICLES OF YOUR CHOICE FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE NEXT STREAM;
• $500 TIER - I WILL PLAY UP TO 3 OF ANY OTHER $-TIER VEHICLES OF YOUR CHOICE FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE NEXT STREAM (PLEASE NO). LIGHTSPEED
>20 - HI
30 - ENEMY SPOTTED
50 - CONNNECTION INTERRUPTED
64 - BIT WAR
70 - GLITCH CAT
80 - RAWR
85 - PADORU PADORU
90 - BEAR SENPAI
95 - F**K YOU WII BOWLING
99 - CAT MEOWING AT THE DOORBELL (x18 VARIANTS)
100 - NIKO NIKO NI
101 - BUTTHOLE
102 - CAT MEOWING AT THE DOORBELL (x18 VARIANTS)
105 - CAT SMACKS CAT
110 - COMMUNITY ON MERKAVA 3D
114 - I AM FUCKING FUMING
120 - VILLAGER AT 1% SPEED
125 - TSUNDERE YANDERE KUUDERE
130 - SUMIMASEN
135 - THAT SNOUT!
140 - I LIKE MY BUTT RUBBED
150 - SPIDER FART
160 - AYAYA
190 - LYONYA BLYAT
200 - LE MON
210 - WEEB UNION ANTHEM
220 - FREDDIE MERCURY PLAYING W/O THERMAL
250 - FURRY WT COMMUNITY
260 - AYAYA PILLAR MEN
300 - MY PENITH
350 - DAMN, G-MAN CHILL
400 - MASTER CHIEF AT TWITCHCON
420 - WEED TRUCK
450 - GET 103'D
500 - DISCOMBOBULATE
600 - ARTHUR MORGAN'S TRUTH
669 - NAKED FISHBOYS
700 - DOG TRIGGER
1000 - I WILL PLAY A MATCH WITH
1500 - ALYO
2000 - BITS'CHIJOU
3000 - MONKEY GUTS VIBE
5000 - BRUH ALERT
10000 - ANOTHER ONE
100000 - WHY EVEN??
# GAMING RIG
>• MOBO: ASUS TUF X670E-PRO
• CPU: AMD RYZEN 9 7950X3D
• GPU: ZOTAC RTX 4090 TRINITY OC
• CPU COOLER: Lian Li Galahad 2 LCD white
• RAM: G.Skill Trident Z5 RGB [F5-6000J3040G32GX2-TZ5RW] 2x32gb
• MEMORY: Patriot P400 512gb, Patriot P300 2tb, Crucial MX500 2tb
• PSU: Super Flower Leadex SE Platinum 1200W
• CASE: Cooler Master HAF 700 EVO
• CASE FANS: Lian Li UNI FAN SL Infinity 120 x8
• CASE RGB: CORSAIR LIGHTING PRO RGB STRIPS
• CASE MONITOR: WISECOCO 14' MONITOR
• MOUSE: LOGITECH G502 X PLUS
• KEYBOARD: JAMES DONKEY R2 PRO
• HEADPHONES: MOONDROP VENUS
• HEADPHONES PREAMP: S.M.S.L. SP-200
• MIC: SOYUZ 1973
• MIXER: TC HELICON GoXLR
• ELGATO STREAM DECK XL
# STREAMING RIG
>• MOBO: X670 AORUS ELITE AX
• CPU: AMD RYZEN 9 7950x
• GPU: GEFORCE RTX 4060 GIGABYTE AERO OC
• CPU COOLER: LIAN LI GALAHAD 2 LCD WHITE
• RAM: Kingston FURY Renegade Silver RGB [KF560C32RSAK2-32] 2x16gb
• MEMORY: Patriot P300 512gb, Patriot P300 2tb
• PSU: Thermaltake Toughpower PF3 1200W
• CASE: Cooler Master HAF 700
• FANS: Lian Li UNI FAN SL Infinity 120 x8
• CASE MONITOR: WISECOCO 14' MONITOR
• CAMERA: SONY ZV-E10, SONY A6700
• CAPTURE CARD: Elgato CamLink 4K, Elgato Game Capture 4K60 Pro MK.2, Avermedia Live Gamer 4k
• ELGATO STREAM DECK XL
• LIGHTS: ELGATO KEY LIGHT X2
• MIXER: TC HELICON GoXLR Mini
# MONITORS
>•SAMSUNG G7 32'
• DEXP QF321K
• VIEWSONIC VX3276-2K-MHD
• PHILIPS 498P9Z
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