JimmyAndNubs
It's like a married couple's joint Facebook profile, but weirder, with no kids school photos, a fair amount of trolling each other, a lot of sarcasm, and a few cats.
About Jimmy
Jimmy is a 17 year veteran of the US Army. During his time he served as both a Paratrooper (Ow my knees) and EOD Technician (Ow my head). After a few too many trips overseas, Jimmy dreams of retirement and his freedom beard. A nerd from birth, Jimmy has built every PC tower in the house and many that went to friends and family. He's also the go-to tech support for Nubs and friends. So, if something is wrong with stream, it's Jimmy's fault. Thanks to his middling good looks, and a significant amount of adult spicy water, Jimmy managed to convince Wondernubs to join him in nerdy debauchery just over a decade ago. And the rest is happy but somewhat foggy history.
About Nubs
A 14-year cripple, Nubs was once a Bomb Tech for the Army. Until, one fateful day, she fucked around and found out. She has all the grace of a drunk hippo, so she opts to spend her time in the safety of virtual worlds. Though sometimes she does travel for motivational speaking engagements. She's been playing video games and an avid fan of anything fantasy or sci-fi related since before she could read. About a decade ago, she tricked a sexy nerd named Jimmy into thinking it was his idea to marry her, and continues to foster a loving, fulfilling relationship by "accidentally" breaking the PCs in the house so Jimmy has to fix them. She plays video games with her feet, and what she lacks in dexterity and skill, she makes up for with sarcasm and excessive vulgarity. She's Nubs.
Workout of the Day
Tuesday
Jimmy:
-Off
Nubs:
7 min x3
Frog Jumps x30
Alt Side Lunges x40
Glute Bridges x30
Plank Jacks x30
Squat w/ Front Kick x30
Half Burpies x30
High Knee Skips x60
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-Front Squats 70lbs x 10
-Wall Sits 1:40 min