I'm a Blight/Billy main. I'm out here winning with more violence, talent and style than anyone has before. I am the reason Waldo is hiding. I get more salt than the bottom of a pretzel bag. Reach me for business inquiries at: johntyumitwitch@gmail.com

1.) My rules are literally the same as everyone else. 2.) Do not break rule 1 or 6. 6.) Do not spoil the ending of Paul Blart Mall Cop (2009) in chat.

FAQ: **Q: Is John actually angry at the game/survivors when he's playing?** A: *No, any time John is getting tilted at the game it's for comedic and entertaining purposes. He has thousands of hours in DbD and very little affects him. It's more passion than anger, I assure you. **PLEASE TAKE NOTHING PERSONALLY*** **Q: Does John *really* hate all the maps?** A: *Yes.* **Q: What is your favorite band?** A: *Pink Floyd! What's yours?* **Q: Do you do killer redemption requests, build requests or 1v1s?** A: *Yes, either a sub, resub, gift-sub, 500 bits or channel point redemptions. 1v1s are 2 gifted.* **Q: What are your filters?** A: *Type !filters in chat.* **Q: Where can I find this playlist?** A: *Type !playlist in chat.* **Q: Have you ever seen Steve Carr's Paul Blart: Mall Cop - (2009) starring Kevin James?** A: *No, I haven't. If the conversation happens to arise in chat, please distract others from the conversation. Some topics you might want to discuss for misdirection are: the oldest living yeast microbes (4,500 years old), the recent activities of the Yellowstone, Ice Cube's Are We There Yet? (2005). John has seen the ending to this film, so it is okay to speak about its spoilers.* **Q: I'd like it if you could rhyme the name of the current standing President of Russia with a fictional horse, preferably one from The Elder Scrolls Series.** A: *Oh, that's easy. Shadowmere Putin.* **Q: Do you think one billion lions could kill the sun?** A: *Reasonably, no. I feel the lions would likely be turned to ash before they could even reach the gaseous exterior of the sun.* **Q: If Steve Irwin had you in a headlock, what facts would he tell me about you?** A: *Steve would undoubtedly be enamored by the supreme gaming specimen before him. He would note John's lovely, luxurious mane, smooth, pitch-perfect voice, charming temperament and quick wit.* **Q: Do you own the entire 1996 Space Jam Slurpee Cup Collection?** A: *Yes, I do own the entire Space Jam (1996) Slurpee Cup collection. It's one of my many priceless collections and a significant source of my net worth. No, you can't see it.* **Q: Will you read my Sonic Fanfic and give me constructive criticism?** A: *Only if I am a central character to the plotline.* **Q: What is Comp Oni?** A: *You don't want to know.*

GPU: NVIDIA(R) GeForce RTX(TM) 3090 24GB GDDR6X CPU: 12th gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-12700KF, 3610Mhz, 12 cores WAM: 32GB Dual Channel DDR5 Dedidaded Wam; 4400MHz Storage: Boot - 512GB NVMe M.2; Storage -2TB SSD PSU: Dark Side of the Moon 750W Keyboard: Keychron K12 60%er Mouse: FinalMouse Ultralight X (Medium-size) Headset: Audio-Technica ATH-R70x Mic: Shure SM7B Mixer: Focusrite Scarlett Solo 2I2O, 3rd gen Mousepad: Razer Gigantus Monitor: Gigabyte M27U 27" 160Hz; Dell 3440x1440 60 Hz

Sasquatch emotes by J3N_P3N. Chibi emotes are done by BlueUmbrella: (Blueumbrella#0941). Panels are done by Lynaru: (Lynaru#2804). Animated GIFs (actually it's pronounced GIF) done by Kong_Vector on Fiverr. Starting soon screen done by GoblinAnnhilator:(goblinannihilator)