Welcome to the channel! My name is Johnny (Jonabob) and I am here to entertain you with variety streams, Dark Souls MASTERY and lots of very creative swearwords and double entendres. If that's something you're interested in please say hello and hammer the follow button like you're filing for divorce in the morning.

I'm an affiliate now! Thanks to what I can only assume is a clerical error on Twitch's side you can now subscribe to this channel and donate BITS. Why would you do this?! Subbing for $4.99 gets you a Twitch emote of my handsome face looking excited. Subbing for $9.99 gets you a completely DIFFERENT Twitch emote of my handsome face looking excited, only this one says "Family Friendly" on it. FUNNY. I am working on an emote for the $24.99 tier! All of these tiers also mean you won't get any ads on my channel while supporting my ability to keep streaming at this ridiculous schedule.

Don't be an arsehole. It's pretty simple. I like free speech, so I don't ban on the basis of bad words. I do, however, ban on the basis of behaviour. Say whatever you want, but don't be a prick to anyone, even people who aren't in the chat.