I once looked up photos of the place where I learned to swim as a child and started crying

MELON

Oh My Todd!

If you knew what The Mars Volta was in 2005 you could go to the mall and unlock a secret girlfriend

Nostalgic adult realizes what PS3 games actually looked like and breaks down

I Heart Asia Snacks and Lego Racers

Highlight: We have to save the world by doing spinkicks on office workers

Highlight: They should have called this game Pre-Alpha Protocol

Highlight: Dear god, those Sims 4 characters are on a rampage!

Dear god, those Sims 4 characters are on a rampage!

Youre possessed by an Eldritch Horror and you still need to take public transport

[Journalist voice] its like cruelty squad on crack dude