I will win the 1 million dollars

TENPENNY TOWER JUST TRIED TO KILL ME

Why does he need goggles if he's deaf?

Highlight: Its 2012 and you dont know what a video essay is

This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.

This is what kid city looks like

Shrek All Over The Place

You ruined MY CHILDHOOD George Lucas

I once looked up photos of the place where I learned to swim as a child and started crying

MELON

Oh My Todd!

If you knew what The Mars Volta was in 2005 you could go to the mall and unlock a secret girlfriend