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KeoneShyGuy

18+ variety streamer that loves butts and hates the state. Leader of the Shy Clique. Proud Ambassador for the Noodle Clan. Donos please! Subs ain't the way.

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My name is Keone (Key-On) and I love playing and analyzing games. I usually play multiplayer stuff with my friends and family. Sometimes I play with the audience so feel free to ask to join! When I'm not praying for the inevitable collapse of my corrupt government, I'm usually just being a silly perv. If you appreciate thiccness then you're in good company. Games I'm currently playing: Alien Isolation Fortnite Jackbox 7 Days to Die Among Us
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** * Follow the Twitch rules** This is a given but a reminder can't hurt. ** * Don't be a dick** Just don't go out of your way to antagonize someone, especially me. ** * No backseat gaming. I'm learning how to ask for help.** Backseat gaming advice will be ignored if possible, but if you keep slipping up then bye-bye. ** * Be chill and don't take things personally. We're fun around here.** I crack a lot of jokes and while I don't go out of my way to be offensive to people, I like what I like and this WILL rub people the wrong way. If my humor isn't for you it's ok. You don't have to watch me.
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Q: How old are you? A: 32 rotations revolutions. Q: Really? A: Have you ever seen a black person? Q: Did you just answer that question with another question? A: .... Q: Can you lie? A: As someone who likes big butts, I'm incapable of lying. Q: Are you from Jamaica? A: No, I'm from Earth. Q: Are your parents from Jamaica? A: No, at least one of them is also from Earth. Q: Do you talk about politics? If so, are you liberal or conservative? A: I rarely talk about politics, but I can. I just need to be informed on what I'm talking about. Although I'm a self-proclaimed anarchist, realistically, I'm more of a center-left Libertarian, which means I hate everything. Q: What's with the twerking ShyGirl in your overlay? A: You leave her alone and let her do her thing, please.

Schedule

I usually start a little bit before the times below. I also do pop-up streams now and then. I usually post on my Twitter when I'm going live so follow me if you'd like to keep up! All times are in the ET / New York Time Zone. Wednesday: 8 PM Thursday: 9 AM Sunday: 8 PM https://twitter.com/KeoneShyGuy