Halt! Dost thou admit thy ignorance of our glorious Woblin Kingdom? Worry not, many are not privy to such information but all are welcome! If you're having a bad day, let's see if we can change that! If you're in a good mood, even better! Come hang out and lets bring peace and prosperity to the kingdom together! For what's a king without happy Woblins? -- But What's a Woblin?! -- Hush, Speak not those words loudly, for they may not take kindly to that kind of doubt. A Woblin is a beautiful creature, part troll, part gentleman (or lady). We like to have fun, but never at somebody else's expense. That being said, Woblins have a rather odd sense of chivalry. If we love ya, expect a solid dicing quip to be tossed in your direction, but we only do it out of love.

Tax Day in the Kingdom is the 15th of every month! Come bare witness as the Woblin King asks his people to share their good fortunes for the longevity of the kingdom! Donations outside of official Woblin Tax Day will be chastised for the insolent behavior of flaunting their wealth outside of the royally approved date; then thanked profusely. Thou hath been warned. --- Voices Donations: For $5 I'll say one statement (within reason) in one of a variety of voices (your choice) or I will speak in a single voice for ($5 a minute / 15 min maximum) Voices: Gruffy Southern High-Pitched Irish Deep Russian Stoner Bro Anime Protagonist - High Pitch Anime Protagonist - Deep Pitch Max Payne TTS: Warn me First - It's a little screwy sometimes.

Time flows differently within the kingdom. However, most portals to the realm have been opened late at night and during the week. Recently I've been streaming from 5PM (CST) - [10p-1a] (CST) depending on how tired I end up getting.

We're back! Long live the Woblins, Long live the kingdom. Let's goooooooo: https://discord.gg/jaWJ5m7amx

Gaze upon the bountiful activities within the kingdom! Warframe: It's one of my favorite games and the main game I play through most of the week. I'm proud to be a Warframe Partner and promise to do my best for the community. Come hang out with me as I journey from MR17 to MR26! Fortnite: I'm also an Affiliate with Epic Games through their Content Creator program! (!code in chat) I play Fortnite for fun; if asked I'd say that my plays are 'slightly above average' but I'm always learning and trying to have a good time while I'm doing it. That being said: I'm a gamer, I'm a nerd. I'm going to play other games and I plan on streaming quite a few of them. I've gotta hearken back to my variety streamer roots from time to time, right? ;)