Rules? Where we're going, we don't need... rules. (Except, no, yeah. We should probably have some rules.) Basically, the rules are: Be kind. To each other, to me, to yourself. No racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, any-phobic speech or behavior, please. Serious about this. Small example (and I absolutely promise that this is NOT meant to single anyone out in any way, just something I've noticed a few times): From time to time, a kind and well-meaning viewer will pop in and say something like, "I love you, Lobro (no homo)." Or, more likely, "I love this game! (No homo.)" While I appreciate the compliment and/or enthusiasm, please think about the other viewers in chat -- though it be meant in jest, those words can be exclusionary and hurtful. (Consider, instead, "I love you, man [platonically]," or something along those lines.) Thanks. Anyway, if mods or Lobro feel you're being unkind consistently and/or on purpose (or spammy or troll-y), we reserve the right to time-out and/or boot you. The mods here are great, and you'll very, very often get a warning; in extreme cases, though, you may not. Luckily, though, such cases -- extreme or otherwise -- have been a distinct rarity. This community is great, and supportive, and we welcome you to come in and help us build and keep it that way. Thanks!

(Wait. "Howdy"? Oh well.) Howdy. Thanks for dropping by. I play video games sometimes. Poorly, often. Feel free to watch. You may, as a result, feel somewhat better about yourself. Like, "Well, I may not have it all figured out, but at least I'm not huddled in the corner shivering with my arms wrapped around my knees because the tutorial level was too punishing, like this dude. Things are looking up." Or, you know. Something like that. I'm not the kid who grew up wearing my fingers down to unsightly bone-nubs mastering an endless parade of cartridge rentals. I'm that kid's friend (or older brother). I'm the kid who went to that kid's house and sat next to him as he played, content to "watch the story." Maybe once or twice he'd stop and, as a formality, make a show of extending the controller in my direction, asking, "You wanna?" And maybe I'd take it, and definitely I'd embarrass myself, and hand it right back: "Here, you go ahead. I'll watch." Too much pressure, anyway; everyone's happier that way. MY, how the tables have turned. I mean, I still suck, but now I'm offering my gaming experiences up online for judgment and the sake of (questionable) entertainment. Come on in. Be kind. Thanks for being here. Uh... Reverse-howdy? That doesn't sound right.

Feel absolutely free to [donate](https://twitch.streamlabs.com/lobrocop) (click the word, or the banner above). Or feel absolutely free to just watch. Happy to have you. ***ALL DONATIONS/SUBS/RE-SUBS/CHEERS/BITS get to request a THREE-MINUTE-BAD-IMPRESSION. (If you can't decide on a (bad) impression, we have a WHEEL OF [BAD] IMPRESSIONS.) *** Like, seriously. we set an alarm and stuff. You say Schwarzenegger, I play the next two minutes doing a Schwarzenegger impression. Walken. Nic Cage. Gilbert Gottfried. Roger Rabbit. You name it, I'll try to do it. (Unless it seems like it's going to be offensive in some way.) Just don't say I didn't warn you. Because I did, and that would be a lie. And you don't want to be a liar, do you? Yeah. So. (Thank you sincerely for your support.)

Wait, what? More? Huh. Okay. Uh... Besides a streamer and sub-par gamer, I'm an actor, a writer, a filmmaker, and a teacher. As an actor, since people ask: I've been in a lot of stuff you've probably never seen. You can see a bit of it [here.](http://www.brianvillalobos.com/) And then, I guess, you'll have seen some of it. When I'm not on Twitch, I'm with my wife and daughter, likely getting either assaulted with kisses by our two smallish dogs or largely ignored by our two cat-sized cats. I dig movies. I mean: I REALLY dig movies. I also dig comics, Batman, TMNT, and The Simpsons ('90s kid, man). Tintin, too. Saturday Night Live. MAD Magazine. NBA basketball, particularly from the '90s. Savage Dragon. I mean, a lot of stuff. Quicker if you just ask me, probably.

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