LowClassYuppie
Hi, I'm Cam. I like to stream racing games and classic NES games. I'm always open to suggestions for what I should play next! My current goals are to become a Twitch Partner and start streaming iRacing.
Fun Rewards For Gaming!
With fun bit alerts, we can ALL be Champions of Gaming. Choose from the following to get in on the gamer action!
5 bits: Three cheers for me
10 bits: Naw, they’re driving good
15 bits: Real close friend & buddy
20 bits: 20 years of trying
30 bits: BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY
35 bits: Five more minutes
40 bits: Let's get some points
50 bits: Pure talent
100 bits: Everything's great
Yeah, We "Beat Games" Here
Think I suck at video games? Wrong, idiot! I've beaten at least THREE games on stream, mostly through brute force and sheer luck! Here are the games I've beaten:
Dragon Warrior (NES)
Felix the Cat (NES)
Guerrilla War (NES)
Here are the games I'm working on beating right now:
Kung Fu (NES) [2x through to get the "real" ending]
Golf (NES) [Par or better; current low score is 95]
Monster in My Pocket (NES)
Tokyo Xtreme Racer 2 (Dreamcast) [All Rivals & Wanderers]
My Loving Wife Supports Me. You Should Too.
I invited my Wife and her new Friend to watch me Stream, they said no but they were Nice-about-it, :) my Wife loves me so much, she locks the door to our Bed-room so she won't disturb my Stream, and bought me a noise-cancelling Turtle Beach™ headset to use while I play, she's know's it's very Important to me to be a Professional Gamer. Please Like, Comment, Subscribe!
My Dad Was Right.
Wife is Leaving, says she is Happy with Matthew, can't blame her, he is a Nice Man (From What I Can Tell), I need a place to live while I Stream and get Back-On-My-Feet-Again. Click on the photo Above to go to my Donations page.
Pro-Gear For Pro-Gamers.
Whoa! Get your Game-Face on for the new Turtle Beach Pro Gamer Mask™! It injects Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos™ dust STRAIGHT into your nostrils and brain stem for Non-Stop Gamer Action! It's the ONLY mask I use for Shredding Pipes and Killing Fraggles on my Tablet Mobile-Games. :)
Game-Time! Gamer Fuel.
Every now and then even the Truest Gamer needs to Take-A-Break with an energy-replenishing Snack. That's when I use my Turtle Beach Pro Gamer Mask™ to call up my local Italian-style Restaurant to order a big, Piping-Hot, Meatball Hungus™. Mmmm, Yummy! I've been ordering from them On-Line for years, and even though the marinara sauce is always lukewarm and has a metallic taste, I've grown to love it!
Get Into The Game Zone!
The totally immersive technology of the Turtle Beach Pro Gamer Mask™ helps me to really Feel the Game. It even makes me forget that it Destroyed my Marriage and I can really Play-Through-The-Pain and ignore Phone Calls from Lawyers.
Immersive 3D Worlds.
The cutting-edge Virtual Reality Technology built into every Turtle Beach Pro Gamer Mask™ lets me feel like I'm a Part of the Action, whether I'm blasting Space Frogs on Planet Homonculus, or remembering the last time I was Intimate with my now Ex-Wife. I can even smell Matthew's cigarettes on her robe! Yuck! I asked him nicely not to smoke In-The-House. Oh well, his house now!