1. Still have to show my ID at a bar
2. Bees and spiders deserve a lot of respect
3. Rough makes Tough
4. Heat is great on the tounge, but better around the neck
5. Curiousity gets the cat high
6. ... it also causes a limp
7. Innocent deserve best
8. Evil attracts stupid
9. Might die to a truck or mint tomorrow
10. Never a perfect ten
1. DON'T be rude and respect others
2. DON'T spam messages (unless its "WANT BUY FOLLOWERS???")
3. DON'T advertise other channels/pages
4. DON'T ask for your own channel subscriptions/bits/follows
5. DON'T be sexist, racist or anything negative that ends with ist