Hi, my name is Lyla Tran Bewb. That's not even my name. My New Year's resolution is "To meet a loose Hungarian woman". It's 2011 and anyone who says otherwise is triggering me and I will break down immediately. I am into being cucked because I live in the same town Ted Cruz was born. In my spare time I like to complain on the internet about how nobody will listen to my ideas, which causes nobody to listen to my ideas. I will hold a seminar on fish tomorrow, please stop asking. If you ask me to hold my breath I will immediately pass out. My streams are pre-recorded please keep asking me that. Yes, I'm in love with 30 but I would never touch him, how dare you? I ate a pineapple for breakfast but only the spiky parts and I'm having intestinal distress. The HUTE is my one and only lover and yes I will let you ride her. I just described to you, this stream. Good day.

1. Don't be a dick. 2. Don't quote Peppy Hare. He is the most objectively horrible video game character ever created. 3. Please use FFZ emotes, just don't be a shitter. There's a fine line between being a dank memer and being a shitter. Be a dank memer today :) 4. Don't use Kappa. It's bad and not funny. 5. Don't say RIP, I hate that. 6. There is no rule 6.

[Twitter](https://twitter.com/lylat_r) - Used for memes. [Youtube](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZxdM6PXBdH1CrKiiYS10uQ) - Used for offline PBs, tutorials, and maybe Let's Plays at some point. [Speedrun PBs](https://www.speedrun.com/lylatr) - Used if you didn't see the other link. [Discord Server](discord.gg/TVm4r7h) - Where the good memers hang out. [HUTE Crew](https://www.twitch.tv/team/thehutecrew) - Amazing stream team I manage made by DoctorSwellman

You should follow these people: [LennonFree](https://twitch.tv/lennonfree) - Goes fast in a lot of games, mostly rail shooters. Also does really funny let's plays. Honest to god comedian, and not just another one. [QsModShop](https://twitch.tv/QsModShop) - Fixes stuff and plays a lot of rogue-likes. Great dude to have a conversation with. [Argick](https://twitch.tv/argick) - Really personable and funny guy, goes fast in a lot of different Sonic games and likes Star Fox. [Tutelarfiber7](https://twitch.tv/tutelarfiber7) - Scientist, goes fast in a lot of games and dissects a lot of others. Madman. [Keaur](https://twitch.tv/keaur) - Does art and goes fast in Shinobi III. Fastest masher in the west. Super chill. [CMM1215](https://twitch.tv/cmm1215) - The most lovely person I've ever met. Is a meme affiliate. Never streams. [PureKaos26](https://twitch.tv/purekaos26) - Perlers and chill. Loves Pokemon. Basic white girl. Cool. [DoctorSwellman](https://twitch.tv/doctorswellman) - Eats ass and goes fast. Chronically addicted to Earthbound. [enINFAMOUSvy](https://twitch.tv/eninfamousvy) - Probably the funniest person ever tbh. Does a lot of party games and goes fast in Genesis stuff. [BashPrime](https://twitch.tv/bashprime) - Talks about Metroid Prime. Ask him about Metroid Prime. [Piner](https://twitch.tv/piner) - Yung Piner. Is kinda insane. [MetalGlennSolid](https://twitch.tv/metalglennsolid) - Hot memer who has an amazing pupper. Apparently he likes Metal Gear? [Seraphim1313](https://twitch.tv/seraphim1313) - Is literally an angel. Nicest guy you'll ever meet. Goes fast and doesn't eat ass. [AdamX0315](https://twitch.tv/adamx0315) - Score runs Star Fox 64 and plays all the boards in Mario Party every once in a while. Ask him about his thesis. [Rakanai](https://twitch.tv/rakanai) - Learning to speedrun every Star Fox game. He'll get there eventually... [NintendoCapriSun](https://twitch.tv/nintendocaprisun) - I owe this man everything. Dump Jesus.

No donation is necessary. All donations have text-to-speech. Bit donations are text-to-speech at or above 25 bits. You get the most memes for your buck with bits. All donations right now go towards my trip to SGDQ, which I CAN afford but barely. Bit alert variations: <25: No sound 25-100: GWAAA 101-499: Low boi 500+: DEATH METAL

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Q1: What is the boob on your forehead for, and why can't I see it? >Protection stop asking. Q2: Why are you singing about taking a dump? >I am actively taking a dump at all times. Q3: What's your home address, favourite hair, facebook name, current employer, etc.? >I love you please have sex with me I'm so lonely. Q4: Why do you play Star Fox 64 so much? >[https://imgur.com/a/KH7oMaF](https://imgur.com/a/KH7oMaF) Q5: When do you stream? >!schedule Q6: Who did your Slippy emotes/logo? >[Keaur](https://twitch.tv/keaur)

Speedrunning: >1. Star Fox 64 100% 1:16:XX >2. Star Fox 64 Red Line All Medals 33:2X >3. Bratz Rock Angelz 1:05:XX >4. Learn Barbie Super Model 100% >5. Out There Somewhere 6:XX >6. Learn Donkey Kong Jungle Beat Any% >7. Have fun (clearly the least important) Stream: >1. 1500 followers by June 30 (July 9) >2. 2000 followers by Dec 31 >3. Eat a sandwich on-stream >4. Have fun (clearly the most important)