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LyleForever

i am a gecko and i talk to people on the phone.

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Listen to the Therapy Gecko podcast on [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/show/0fg35zGJ4E7JKdhrTivXmt) or [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/therapy-gecko/id1531593864?uo=4) The podcast is an audio version of the best 1-2 hours of the stream from each week. The best way to support my ability to keep doing this is to subscribe to the pod and give it a good rating. This podcast is illegal to listen to in the shower.
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if the stream gives you any amount of pleasure, consider supporting on Supercast. **Premium subscribers get access to:** **-bonus podcast episodes** **-members only live streams** **-ad-free podcast feed** **-the Geck Legends discord server** **-helping me buy a burrito sometimes** [You can become a premium geck legend right here.](https://therapygecko.supercast.com/) Conversely, if the stream has caused you pain and suffering, [here is an article on how to sue me for that.](https://www.forbes.com/advisor/legal/personal-injury/suing-emotional-distress/)
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I try to stream every Monday and Wednesday and sometimes Friday mornings. Follow me to get a notification for when I'm going live. I used to have a stricter schedule but now I stream at random times. The best way to get on the show is to follow for a notification for when I'm live. You also don't have to come watch the stream because you never have to do anything ever.
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Subscribe on YouTube for clips, weekly stream highlights, and miscellaneous antics.
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Every year I do my gecko show in front of live audiences around the world. If you are interested in coming to Therapy Gecko live or any other live stuff I might be doing in your city, [click here and i'll let you know when I'm in town.](https://laylo.com/lyle4ever/YJPwC)
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**Q: what is this?** A: I don't know and I have no idea what I'm doing. **Q: how old are you?** A: time is a social construct **Q: can you save me 15% on car insurance?** A: that is a very interesting and funny question that no one has ever asked or typed in my chat before. **Q: Twitch is for playing video games.** A: Well now it's for gecko stuff.
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1. **Do not call in if you are under 18.** Feel free to chat, but don’t call in. 2. **If you need to talk to an actual therapist, call a therapist. Do not call me.** I am not a therapist. I am an insane green man who has no idea what he's doing. I am also not a frog. So don’t call me for that either. [Here’s a place you can buy frogs. ](https://www.backwaterreptiles.com/frogs/frogs-for-sale.html)
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Acquire a magnificent souvenir from our travels across the Geck Universe.
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Join the Geck Nation Discord and make new friends/enemies.
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-[This is a website](https://www.celebritynetworth.com/) where you can look up how much money celebrities have. This is my favorite website to go to whenever I forget how much money Daniel Radcliffe has. -[This is a website](https://www.dickssportinggoods.com/) where you can buy sports equipment. It is very helpful if you play sports. -[This is a website](https://www.funnygames.org/) where you can play funny games. I have personally played every game on this website at least twice. Almost all of them are at least a little funny.