[If you click the frogs, you can send me (and them) some cash.](https://streamlabs.com/mdct/tip) The majority of my income stems from direct donations, so please consider it sometime.

I get a kickback for games you buy from this.

You can buy me things if you want. It's up to you. [I'll never tell people they gotta, that'd suck.](https://throne.me/u/mdct) This service is called Throne, and basically it's a go-between that lets me not have to share my address or set up a PO box.

What's this? Well, you see that face down in the bottom-left of my stream window? The one with the number next to it? **If you donate that amount of money, I have to drop what I'm doing and fight Ridley in Metroid: Zero Mission.** It doesn't matter what I was doing. I will, invariably, have to stop and fight Ridley instead. This can be a problem if I can't pause, obviously! That's up to you!

+ The usual - no racism, sexism, homophobia/transphobia/anti-LGBTQ+ sentiments in general, thanks. + I'm generally pretty cool with tips & tricks and backseating, actually, but getting mad when I ignore it is real uncool. Relax, friend. + We're here to enjoy things, first and foremost. This isn't a hard rule or anything, but remember: liking things is okay. + Don't use Kappa or Pepe emotes. I don't have the Kappa emotes banned because I talk about the Japanese water imp that drowns you in rivers more often than you'd think. Pepe ones I just haven't tracked them all down: if you use them and don't stop when I ask, I will absolutely ban you. + Jokes are living things. They need to relax and have a good time sometime to stay funny. Don't run them into the ground. Dog isn't a shape. That's about it, really.

[Join the discord!](https://discord.gg/dTUPdsC) [I've got a patreon now! 'Cuz they're making using it more annoying unless I got it before May 1st 2019! In any case, I do actually have one now.](https://www.patreon.com/mdct) I got myself a [Youtube Channel](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs31lTGpJul6vFf_VhwTFSA) that I very rarely use and a [Twitter](https://twitter.com/m_d_c_t) that I use way more often.

It's quite pricy, but if you donate $420 I will cook any recipe you want and eat it on stream. I am no coward. (Unless it's particularly wasteful, in which case I will not make it. I hate wasting food.) Alternatively: the Chef Club cook book is 122 pages long, and I unfortunately own it. You can give me a random page and I will make the recipe off it. NEW AND EXCITING: Want to instead assemble a scrum from scratch? For 42 bux you can instead throw an ingredient, cooking method, or short order, and once we reach 10 I have to turn that into Food. [That progress is recorded here.](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pSHZ2F9rknYOvYF5FM24NqznIOQpS79EzmeV7XU74YA/edit?usp=sharing)

As part of an experiment, I'm turning my follow alerts off for a few months. I'll collect some numbers and see if I'll want to turn them back on afterwards.