My Subnautica experience summed up in 28 seconds.

Never learns new languages

Pro Arty Strats

Dick Jokes Galore

GG WP LOOTBOXES - Opening an IS-3A

"I don't know if I'm having much luck" - Opening a Defender

Threading the Needle

Panzermadels: Part 2

Panzermadels: Part 1

Cat Therapy

Never doesn't realize his nemesis is dead

I told you officer, I drive better when I'm drunk.