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**How are you moving so fast?** It's a glitch called ~~binoboost~~ [zooming](http://speedsouls.com/darksouls2:Binoboost). **How are you walking on air?** It's a glitch called [parrywalk](http://speedsouls.com/darksouls2:Parrywalk). **I thought these glitches were patched?** This is patch 1.02. **Why do you kill the armour merchant?** His clothes give you more souls on kills when you wear them, and that is really useful especially early on in the run. **Why are you not running on current patch?** It has too much of a running simulator vibe for me. Also Darklurker dungeons are awful. **Are you going to do runs with DLC?** Probably not. **Do you kill Vendrick in all bosses?** Yes. **How can I get patch 1.02?** [DS2 on speedrun.com](http://www.speedrun.com/ds2/resources) has a link to the download. **Will you do DS1 runs again?** Probably not. **I have some other question I want to ask, what's the best way to do so?** Other than just asking in chat, the best way to contact me is on Twitter. I hardly ever remember to check Twitch PMs so you won't be likely to get an answer from there in a reasonable time. Panels made by [KingTies](http://www.twitch.tv/kingties). Huge thanks to him.
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**Dark Souls 2** Any% - 16:10 All bosses no DLC - 1:19:37 **Dark Souls** Any% - 52:01 All Bosses - 1:24:20 Plus a bunch of other games that I haven't spend enough time on to get meaningful times at. Videos of these can be found on youtube.
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It's a pretty cool site for all things related to speedrunning Souls games (and Bloodborne)