PAINTCHIPBUFFET
city-dwelling, middle-american, potty-mouthed elder millennial who laughs at everything. i play games and stuff. one time i built a gingerbread house on stream and ran it over with my car. do you have something you want me to run over with my car? business contact - paintchipbuffet5000@gmail.com.
hey. i started streaming at the beginning of the pandemic and now i'm stuck here forever. only the power of friendship can free me from this internet prison. please help.
##>>twitch pfp, sub/bit badges, emotes, panel headers, channel overlays, transition, etc. created by myself (except for paintchNFT emote created by the most excellent [lifesucksdropout](http://www.twitch.com/lifesucksdropout)). margephin by @HullyGee. channel point redeem videos/images mostly found on youtube or google (DM for credit/removal). BRB screen clip player by [streamgood.gg](http://www.streamgood.gg).
- have fun!
- we're an 18+ stream over here.
- love one another.
- backseaters/spoilerfolk will be fed to the spiders.
- i've beaten every game quicker than you have so don't even come up in here talkin' about how you beat johnny johnson's robot basketball wars in 17 minutes, mister.
**tuesday** - 7:30pm central standard time
**thursday** - 7:30pm central standard time
**sunday** - after i get up and make breakfast/lunch central standard time
**subject to change
[click here for retired menu items](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1BpifO8QrWZVjMFLHy8d13JNQoNOHSSEAwtdvIU4CVkU/edit?usp=sharing)
donations are **never** expected, mandatory or needed, but if you would like to support the channel, please [click here](https://streamlabs.com/paintchipbuffet/tip). all funds will go towards purchasing an industrial grade bedazzler to cover every inch of my skin in a glorious, shiny permanence.
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-**cheering certain amounts of bits will trigger special sounds/videos. they are as follows:**-
- 10 Bits - homer simpson d'oh (sound)
- 11 Bits - homer simpson scream (sound)
- 12 Bits - homer simpson scream 2 (sound)
- 13 Bits - homer simpson scream 3 (sound)
- 14 Bits - echo fart (sound)
- 15 Bits - grab his dick and twist it! (sound)
- 16 - 24 Bits - shut up and take my money!/money rain. (video)
- 25 Bits - chuck e cheese poggers (video)
- 60 Bits - 60% of the time, every time (video)
- 69 Bits - billy madison 69 (video)
- 100 Bits or greater (unless otherwise noted) - shut up and take my money/money rain (video)
- 150 Bits - pcb swearing tirade (sound)
>**please note any donations are non-refundable.**