The comeback kids are rolling in town!
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My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.