Potato/Person providing pitiful play pontificating per poor performance. Moderate amounts of humor included. Age 28. Midwestern 'Murican.

1.Do not talk about the Rules. 2.Do NOT talk about the Rules! 3.See rules 1 and 2. 4.Be respectful to both the streamer(that's me!) and chat(that's you!) 5.No political or religious discussion unless solicited by me.

VERIFIED RUNS [Stardew Valley-Bundles% Glitchless(3:09:06)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/525680069) [Stardew Valley-Joja% Glitchless(1:20:16)(WR)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/475685702) [Stardew Valley-Fish Tank% Glitchless(59:47)(WR)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/510390961) [Stardew Valley-Marriage% Glitchless(51:26)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/497929425) [Stardew Valley-Joja Theater% Glitchless(1:59:40)(WR)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/518360065) [Stardew Valley-Vault% Glitchless(49:28)(WR)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/499226946) [Stardew Valley-Bulletin Board% Glitchless(2:29:32)(WR)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/476148635) [Stardew Valley-Missing Bundle% Glitchless(5:43:37)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/521773398) [Stardew Valley-Crafts Room% Glitchless(34:32)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/499228440) [Stardew Valley-Boiler Room% Glitchless(1:01:07)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/449507253) [Stardew Valley-Co-op Fish Tank% Glitchless(59:16)(WR)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/530840364) [Stardew Valley-Co-op Joja% Glitchless(1:31:47)(WR)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/530832911) [Stardew Valley-Co-op Vault% Glitchless(53:43)(WR)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/526957433) UNVERIFIED RUNS [Stardew Valley-Mines 50% Glitchless(20:53)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/503664491) MEME RUNS [Stardew Valley-Marathon%(18:17:04)](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/NqeOF1_P0xUd_A) [Stardew Valley-4 Candles% (6:04:05)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/545586951) [Stardew Valley-Playboy% (6:04:05)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/452532471) Stardew Valley-4 Candles%(no CC)(5:46:17) [Stardew Valley-Leah Marriage%(1:45:55)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/487842506) [Stardew Valley-Elliott Marriage%(1:43:27)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/487845134) [Stardew Valley-Abigail Marriage%(1:43:20)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/489987180) [Stardew Valley-Harvey Marriage%(1:40:12)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/494835496) [Stardew Valley-Emily Marriage%(1:39:41)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/487847252) [Stardew Valley-Haley Marriage%(1:33:41)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/488699404) [Stardew Valley-Penny Marriage%(1:17:50)](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/493899665) Stardew Valley-Festival%(1:46:00) Challenge Runs [Stardew Valley-10.9 million total gold in 6 hours](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/499755475) [Stardew Valley-169 Total Hearts in 6 hours](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/512582702)