>**Schedule:** Rick streams on **Tuesdays and Thursdays at 9PM CST/7PM PST** and **Saturday Afternoons** (specific Saturday start time not yet established typically starting around 4 or 5pm CST, just keep an eye on Twitter or Discord). Booted from the easy and glamorous life of an educational puppet show on broadcast television for introducing coke to the child actors backstage, Rick found himself hard up for cash. Downtrodden and determined to make ends meet to survive, he took a spin (literally and figuratively) with puppet prostitution. While it is a niche that can pay very well, Rick decided he just can't keep it up like that job demands. No judgement for those that can, or for those "puppeteers" out there. (It's 2018, we don't kink shame around here.) But eventually, Rick decided to give up that life as well. After some serious soul searching and at least one semi-successful intervention, Rick decided to clean up his act. Well, the blow at least. He decided that the drinking and smoking had to stay or else he would lose his mind. One day while almost sober, Rick realized what he's best at is selling his body. Whether on TV or in the dark, he knows he can give an outstandingly mediocre performance. So he did what every young adult with a dream and no income does: Joined Twitch to take advantage of all that free money with little to no effort. He totally didn't write this summary himself. But enjoy the show and strap in, kiddos, because this is going to be a wild ride.

We're going to get obscene in here. This is definitely a channel for mature viewers. And by mature viewers, I mean adults who still act like edgy teenagers. With that being said, there's a difference between having fun and being a dick. 1. Racism, bigotry, and all forms of prejudice will get you banned. 2. Don't harass other viewers. Friendly shit talk is fine, but if they tell you to knock it off, well then knock it the fuck off. 3. There's a line. Don't cross it. Don't get it twisted just because I'm lax and I joke hard. Sex jokes are funny, rape jokes are not. See the line there? Don't cross it. 4. Just don't be an unnecessary dick. Necessary dicks can throw jabs and take them and do it in a way that everyone has fun. Unnecessary dicks tilt people and get banned. 5. If you think these rules are too vague and that makes them hard to follow, then I'll break it down like this: If you're not bothering anyone or at least adding to people's enjoyment of the show, you're cool. If you're ruining the experience for people, you're gone.

*Special thanks to each and every person, puppet, and being that comes in here and hangs out and makes this such an amazing place.* Mods: [**MeghanLeFay**](https://www.twitch.tv/meghanlefay) [**Pterodactyl0**](https://www.twitch.tv/pterodactyl0) [**KrackenSkulls**](https://www.twitch.tv/krackenskulls) [**HushaByeNeko**](https://www.twitch.tv/hushabyeneko) Emotes: [**beyondtmoon**](https://www.fiverr.com/beyondtmoon)

MeghanLeFay and I share a Discord!!! Come check us out. I even have my own channel in there. Come hang by clicking the header or [**clicking here**](https://discord.gg/YDgN2AT).

Click the header above for the Twitter or [**click here**](https://twitter.com/RickFuzz). I'm probably just going to try to slide into your DMs. But you know, I have low self esteem. You have low self esteem. It'll work. Trust me, following me on Twitter isn't the worst decision you're going to make today. I mean, you're already here aren't you?

Money is like respect. You should give me all that you have. Click the header above or [**click here**](https://streamlabs.com/rickfuzz) to dump out your wallet. I'll appreciate it. I'll buy beer or drugs with it. But I put on a better show when I'm not sober. So think of it this way, you're basically upgrading the stream for everyone watching including yourself. So take care of yourself and all of the other viewers by tipping your entertainer.