I teach, I stream, I have a cat. It's a life. My business email is **rizorty@gmail.com**.

“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies--'God damn it, you've got to be kind'." - Kurt Vonnegut, *God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater* And then a few matters of etiquette: - Please avoid spam, all-caps, and emote-heavy messages. - Playthroughs are more fun for me when I'm not told what to do. Please allow me to explore and learn games at my own pace. Conversing and suggesting is okay; telling what to do is not.

Live most days at 8:30 AM Japan time (11:30 PM UTC, evening time in the Americas). Always off on Sundays.

+ Do you have pets? >Yes, a cat, Baby Fritz. He's obese but friendly (to the point of neediness). He is orange and delightful. + What do you teach? > I have a PhD in philosophy. My research focuses are political theory and history of American thought. I've taught a variety of classes--everything from epistemology to meaning of life. These days, I teach general humanities and political philosophy. + What are your computer's specs? > CPU: Ryzen 7 3700X 8-Core @ 3.6 GHz > RAM: Corsair Vengeance PRO 32GB (2PK 16GB) @ 3.2GHz PC4-25600 DDR4 > Graphics card: EVGA GeForce RTX 2080 SUPER XC GAMING > HD1: ADATA Ultimate Series: SU630 960GB SSD > HD2: Toshiba X300 4TB > Operating system: Windows 10 PRO. > Monitor 1: MSI Optix G27C4 27" HD, Cuved > Monitor 2: ASUS 27" LED widescreen > Microphone: Shure SM57 > Headset: Sennheiser HD598SE (rarely used) > Mouse: Razer Taipan > Keyboard: A mechanical one that goes clip-clop like a pony. > DVD drive: a cheap HP one I bought at Best Buy at the last moment, because I forgot I needed it to install Windows.

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