**"Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king."** My name is Schnoiztier, also known as "THE Bert". I'm a 27 year old Austrian who enjoys playing and entertaining people. I've been gaming since my earliest years and want to share my passion with you and create an environment to relax. I bid you welcome to my virtual pub to chill out and kindly invite you to the Community of Bert! *Warning: This stream might contain dark humour, irony and sarcasm.*

**"When I was young, we were playing outside!"** I play a variety of games and most of them I beat (eventually) due to incredible big(gest) brain moves at the highest difficulty to satisfy the sadist in you and the masochist in me. My favourite games are turn-based strategy games & RPGs, but occasionally I venture forth into the realm of RTS as well. Deciding what to play proves a difficult challenge for the Bert from time to time. :D Current games are in the schedule.

**"No dishonour will be tolerated!"** As a follower of Bert, one has to adhere to some basic principles to live a fulfilled life. To the most virtuous Berts, most of these will come naturally. - Praise thy Queen of Bert should she show herself. - Show thy care by keeping the Bert hydrated, in proper posture and physically exercised. - Emotes depicting the lordships shall be spammed on regular occasion. *A dick thou might have, but a dick thou shan't be.*

**"So it begins!"** I try to be here every day if time allows from 13-16 unknown 21-24 unknown 24.4. standard 25.4. standard 26.4. standard 27.4. standard 28.4. only afternoon 29.4. only evening 30.4. tba

**"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."** If you decide to enchant the Bert, let it be known that the BERT's eternal gratitude shall be yours. The money will go into improving the stream, luxuries, equipment as well as debauchery and allowing me to dedicate more time to exces...ehm... streaming. *Disclaimer: Thy coinage cannot be recovered.*

**"Stay a while and listen."** You are heartily invited to join the Community of Bert. We love talking about food, games, movies AND cats. Together, we can praise the queen of Berts, share recipes of food from around the world and organize community games. The occasional educational movie night is in the mix as well. You are very welcome to join us here, but also on Discord for more big brain action!

A way to not only fuel my debauchery but also help the strim!

**"The Black Knight always triumphs!"** This is certainly one of the hardest achievements to beat, but there shall be a big stream. THE Bert will prevail and has therefore set some goals to achieve: - becoming a Twitch Partner - finding THE game - becoming the most famous Austrian without starting a World War - being loved by Marybert

Special followers and evolved Berts shall be praised here and given an extra portion of thanks and love for their gifted subs & support: Sir "kevinbert" Akevinkuo Sir "topsbert" t_opsenz Mr. "antibert" antikondor Mrs. "marybert" marywohow aka the QUEEN Mr. "Avbert" avus86 Mr. "hugobert" HugoderJugo95 Mr. "Sullpbert" Sullpykaiser Sir Epic "Kinkiebert" Failbob Even if you are not mentioned, know that I do love you, of course.