**I'm a manic pixie stream mom.** Balloon Artist and professional Joymonger (like a Warmonger but… less profitable). My son said “balloon” before he said “mama”. **BIT ALERTS** 101 - Hello there! 102 - How is this happening? 103 - Yeah 104 - Not good 106 - Are you bad guys? 500 - I love you guys! 1000 - Hurricane 16 years experience, taught at balloon industry events in 8 countries, invited to *all* the coolest kids' parties. Profoundly dedicated to making you smile.

Better than a Kid's Show, it's a Human's Show! I'm *amazing* at balloon art and *terrible* at decisions. That deep delicious voice you hear (sometimes) is my husband, MrSharpBalloons. We're just two funny people who want to spread as much joy as we can! **No bad language, just bad jokes**

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