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Shmajent

Last live last year

Bearded dude knits, plays with a sewing machine, and bakes stuff!

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##Who is this?! Yes. Yes I'm a bearded dude who knits, and sometimes bakes. I also think out loud, and watch baseball on TV. ##Why is this?! The goal is to have a place for people to ask knitting questions, especially beginners. I would also like to see the space used as a knit-a-long! ##When is this?! I will broadcast when I can, usually in the evenings Eastern Standard Time (GMT -5). "Follow" me, and you may see alerts about when I go live on your mobile device with the Twitch app installed.
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##Shmay-? Shmah-? Shmowoww-? It's a long story that starts with the N64 game *Perfect Dark.* It's pronounced "SHMAH-jent," or "SHMAY-jent" – either is right!
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0. **Legal?** The opinions expressed by Shmajent are not necessarily those of his friends, family, or employer. His thoughts are completely his own. 1. **Be patient.** When I stream, I may not be able to see the chat right away. *(View the chat on the website via the small grey triangle in the upper-right corner.)* 2. **Be nice.** If you call names, act as a troll – seriously, someone asked me to "eat a chair" – or otherwise act immaturely, you *might* be banned. 3. **Be curious.** I'm here to knit and spread the craft as best I can, but am willing to procraftstinate and chat about, like, stuff and such. 4. **Be funny.** Tell me jokes! I like jokes! ...or at least bring a GSOH. ...and coffee. Because coffee. 5. **Try chat commands.** Use !commands in chat to see an active list.
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I'm pretty much everywhere. You can find me at the following services (as): [Ravelry (Purlcub)](https://www.ravelry.com/people/purlcub), [YouTube (Shmajent)](https://youtube.com/shmajent), [Twitch (Shmajent)](https://twitch.tv/shmajent), [Twitter (Perlcub)](https://twitter.com/perlcub), [Instagram (Shmajent)](https://www.instagram.com/shmajent/), and [Facebook (Mikey Tarts Knits)](https://www.facebook.com/mikeytartsknits/) **Don't forget! Join my Discord for alerts and chat!** [Discord (Shmajent)](https://discord.gg/shjCEb3)
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Buy [a mug](https://streamlabs.com/shmajent/#/merch), [tip me](https://streamelements.com/shmajent/tip), or buy me a [cuppa kofi](https://ko-fi.com/shmajent)!
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