I'M A CRAPPY EUROPEAN SPEEDRUNNER, ALSO I USE THE WORDS "FUCK, BITCH, SHIT, CUNT" EXCESSIVELY SO GET USED TO IT!
My PBs so far:
HP1:
+ Any % - **1:36:52**
+ Glitchless Any % - **1:45:02**
+ All Cards % - **2:11:00 (3rd place)**
+ Superjump % - **1:22:15**
HP2:
+ Any % - **43:15**
+ All Wizard Cards % - **1:15:39**
+ 100 % - **1:37:06**
+ Glitchless Any % - **1:01:15**
+ Gold Cards IL Any % - **1:59.25**