Hi there! I am Smarmietoo but you can call me Smarms, everyone else does! I am 42 years old. I was raised on horror and exploitation movies as well as dad jokes and Disney. I also really enjoy puns. My sense of humor is... a little bit G.W.A.R. and a little bit Ernest P. Worrell. One time I had a dream that I was driving a car on a road stained with blood through a tunnel formed of rotting, bleeding deer carcasses. We play mostly horror based variety here, as well RPG, and weirdo games. Anything else you nerds want to know just ask.

I am a Humble Bundle Partner. Click on the image to see the Current Humble Monthly Bundle and make sure to check the humble channel in discord for additional bundles or sales as well as where your money goes!

I am a member of The Clock Tower stream team! A collective of friendly horror fans and speed runners. You can find the whole team by clicking the picture above.

Tips are never ever EVER expected but all are final.

For business/sponsorship inquiries: smarmietoo@gmail.com

Enrich my life through material objects.

Goals: 50 New players 50 Adventure Rank 6 reached 50 License to Glide quests completed Play co-op for 30 min. Play for 2 hours