#Hi it's me your friend Squid. ##I play video games. ###I care about you deeply please be my friend. *No, I don't want to buy your artwork or emotes or stream graphics or banner pictures or followers or promotion or whatever.* *Blatant self-promo is an instant ban.* *Please be cool.*

"Inspired by" my friend and fellow streamer, [MadgeyPadgey](https://twitch.tv/madgeypadgey) (read: I am blatantly using her image and likeness for my own personal gain... but it's cool she knows and thinks it's funny)! MadgeBot is a ChatGPT-powered bot using Microsoft Azure for text-to-speech voice generation and operated by some *janky* Java code that Squid wrote (which also runs supersquidbot at the same time). ##TTS (Text-To-Speech) Tip 50 bits (or more) to have your message read out loud by MadgeBot! ##MadgeBot Wisdom Have a question? Need some advice? Want to hear a joke? MadgeBot can help! Activate MadgeBot Wisdom in one of two ways: - Donate 100 (or more) bits and start your message with "madgebot:"! *example: "Cheer100 madgebot: What is the meaning of life?"* - Activate the "MadgeBot Wisdom" channel point redemption! Whatever you write in your message will prompt a no-doubt "wise" and "interesting" response from MadgeBot! ##Unique "Thank You" Messages for Raids and Subs Raids, subs (standard or Prime), or gifted subs will prompt MadgeBot to give you a unique message as a thank you! If you include a message with your sub, that will influence her response. What fun! >**Disclaimer**: When I said the code is "janky" above, I meant it. supersquidbot and MadgeBot frequently break and I'm constantly tinkering with them. If you donate bits or subs, or redeem channel points, or whatever, and something gets messed up, I'll do my best to make it up to you. >*No you cannot have the supersquidbot / MadgeBot code. It is actually janky. I'm not interested in selling it or making it available or trying to get it working for other people or supporting it in any way at this time.*

I'm live most Monday evenings (Eastern US time). Usually starting around 7 or 8 pm and going until whenever I feel like it (usually 2-4 hours). Occasional impromptu surprise streams when I feel like it.

I don't really need your skrilla. [You can give it if you want.](https://streamlabs.com/squidsuperhunk/tip) I'm not going to stop you. All subs, bits, donations, whatever are all final no refunds blah blah blah.