Squircle: "Hello there, fancy running into you here." Stranger: *shakes head* Squircle: "You say you don't recognize me?" Squircle: "Oh." *Short pause* Squircle: "My apologies, where are my manners. Please allow me to introduce myself." Squircle: My name is Squircle, The Most Fabulous Turtle. but everyone just calls me Squircle. Squircle: "I am your average turtle, just a little more fabulous then the rest." Squircle: "So when i'm not chilling in my shell (as the cool kids say), you can catch me on the tweeter bird, and the twitcher. Squircle: "So don't be afraid to come by and say hi, we are always looking for new Ladies and Gentlemen to join our Turtle Club. TURTLE! TURTLE! Excuse me. I don't know what came over me there, anyhow, don't be afraid to come by and say hi

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Narrator: You want to give money to a Turtle!? Individual: *nods yes* Narrator: ARE YOU MAD! Individual: *shakes head* Narrator: it's a freaking Turtle for crying out loud, it doesn't even have thumbs. Individual: HE CAN EAT IT, you say shoving the money in the narrator's face. Narrator: * FacePalm * I swear the kids these days. Go ahead, but don't say I didn't warn you. xD, There is no need to donate, donations really aren't needed, but to those that are hell bent like the individual above. I give you a tip of my hat and a very sincere thank you :D