Hi I'm Stats. I'm mainly a World of Warships streamer, but also stream other games. I also sometimes upload to [YouTube](https://youtube.com/statsbloke), so go and check out my channel if you haven't already. From time to time, I will do giveaways for WOWS Community Contributor containers, bonus bundles, event containers, and other goodies. I do also have WOWS Twitch Drops enabled, so you'll be able to get Twitch Drops when I'm streaming World of Warships if you've connected your Wargaming account to Twitch in your Wargaming Account Management area. See the latest WOWS Drops article for more information.

Support me directly with a one-off tip via **StreamElements'** SE.Pay feature. You'll get a notification on stream and my eternal gratitude for enabling me to entertain you. SE take only a very small percentage, so Stats gets the vast majority of what you give, and can get it quickly. Stats sees only the name you choose to share (your Twitch name is best); or you can tip completely anonymously. SE.Pay accepts all major cards, including PaySafe. The StreamElements service is well-established, and trusted by a huge number of streamers. [Tip via StreamElements](https://streamelements.com/statsbloke/tip) You can also **choose your alert** with a hashtag - see Alerts below!

As a content creator who works across Twitch, YouTube, and Discord, Patreon is a great way to support me in all my adventures, everywhere! Patrons get access to two special channels on Discord, plus special alerts and events on Twitch! [Patreon Page](https://www.patreon.com/statsbloke) # Twitch perks: - Custom **TTS Nickname** - Custom **First Words Alert** (Above arranged by request in Discord) - Custom "**Say Hi**" channel points reward - Custom "**Say Bye**" channel points reward - **!patrongo**: plays Get Ready To Go sound (3s loud) - **!statsjam**: catjam parody appears on screen (6s silent) - **!maths**: The Hangover maths parody (EN-US "!math" translation also available) - **!riotjam**: A little something TC suggested - **!swear/!curse/!fine**: Punish Stats for using a naughty word (5 min cooldown) - **!alarm**: Classic movie soundbite (2 min cooldown) - **!tigeralarm**: Good friend, Tigersden turned into an alarm (2 min cooldown) - **!PEGI18**: Classic game warning (2 min cooldown) - **!patronjam**: StatsJam, CatJam, and RiotJam simultaneously (silent)! *More perks will be added gradually* *Stream Patron perks can also be used by Mods and VIPs* There is an alert for new Patrons, but alerts will NOT read out the names of new Patrons as people usually sign up for Patreon with their full real name and I don't want those read out. If you become a Patron while I'm live, please let me know it was you so I can grant you the perks above! If you want to become a Patron without your details becoming known to Stats, be sure to change your display name in Patreon before supporting.

For business enquiries, you can contact me at [business@statsbloke.uk](mailto:business@statsbloke.uk). You can also join my Discord server (type !discord in chat, even when channel is offline) and send me a DM on there (*Discord link removed here to reduce bot issues*).

Merchandising! Merchandising! StatsBloke the t-shirt! StatsBloke the mug! StatsBloke the flamethrower! Support Stats with some quality merch from Fourthwall. You can even gift merch items to chat as a giveaway! *If you gift something to chat, please be careful not to use your real name along with the message field - it WILL get read out and appear in chat - use a nickname!*

Throne allows viewers to send a gift, and even suggest ideas for gifts. You can either gift anonymously, or provide your Twitch name (or any other name you like). Some larger gifts will also allow you to contribute alongside others. **Your personal details are protected by Thone and not passed on to Stats.**

This is a relaxed, calm community. I want my stream and associated spaces (such as Discord) to be safe places where people can chill out. However, here are a few rules I need to set out in case I ever need to point at them. By engaging with this channel, you implicitly agree to these rules: 1) **Exclusion** This is not a public community. Stats reserves the right to exclude anyone who spoils the fun or otherwise doesn't fit in. 2) **Discussion** Discussion is encouraged. Avoid ad-hominem attacks, and bring evidence to back up your arguments. Offending other people is a basic human right, but please try to be nice. All messages must meet the Twitch TOS. Particularly vigorous interlocuters may be asked to take their conversation into whispers. 3) **Play Requests** I don't generally play with viewers - there are tens of thousands of you and one of me. If I want people to play with, I will ask. Sometimes you will see me play with my friends. I'm not being rude, I just can't have thousands of people asking me to play with them, and I also can't risk people breaking Twitch or game TOS while with me. I hope you understand. 4) **Backseating** Don't backseat unless Stats asks for help or advice. It really stresses him out, and stressed Stats isn't fun Stats. Passive aggressive comments are especially not welcome. If you feel you can help, by all means ask if Stats would like some advice. 5) **Don't Call Me "Bro"** Please don't address me using terms such as "bro, bra, bruv, bruh, buddy, pal, friend, mate, cuz, or fam". I don't like it. Please call me "Stats". 6) **🔞 No Under-18s. 🔞** This is a mature channel which includes copious swearing and occasional adult topics. If you watch with under-18s or in public, that's your responsibility, not Stats'.

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Some commands you might like to use while Stats is live: # Support Stats **!hashtags**: Learn how to trigger specific bit alerts (also see Alerts panel) **!hindsight**: How to trigger the special Captain Hindsight bit alert **!tip**: Support Stats with a one-off tip via StreamElements. Stats will only see your email address and the nickname you provide. **!patreon**: Become a Patron to support Stats for a little each month and get a few perks, including an active discord channel **!merch**: Link to Stats' Fourthwall merch store - mugs, tshirts, hoodies, and more! **!throne**: Send Stats a gift with your privacy protected, and even suggest gifts via Throne # Subscriber Commands **!catjam**: Catjam (may appear under other notifications) **!later**: Ren and Stimpy vibes **!whoosh**: When Stats misses the point **!border**: When Stats is on the border again in WOWS *Also available to moderators, Patrons, and VIPs* # Commands for Everyone ## Fun **!dance**, **!dancemore**, **!dancemost**, **!danceleast** **!go** ##Info **!statsname**: Find out the origin of Stats' in-game/channel name **!butnasa**: Find out the origin of the ButNASA emote # WOWS-Specific: ## Mod Info: **!resources**: "How do you get the extra resources at the top of your port?" **!rpf**: "What's that white wedge on the water?" **!modulemod**: Info about the module health mod by TTaro **!subpingmod**: Info about the sub ping visibility mod ## Video Guides: **!newplayer**: Info about educational WOWS content **!bureau**: My Research Bureau tutorial **!overmatch**: My guide to AP pen mechanics (live tutorial) **!captains**: Guide on moving commanders between ships **!ctrlshiftx**: Quick guide on locking guns and self-spotting **!howtotorpDD**: Link to match where Stats commentates his actions as he plays Kagero **!newplayerships**: Stats talks through the best lines for new players **!newplayersettings**: Quick run through of essential changes to the default game settings **!IFHE**: What to consider when thinking about taking IFHE **!AP**: Guides on AP, overmatch, and angling ## Other Info: **!wowsgameguides**: WOWS official game guide articles **!wronked**: What is Stats' personal Wronked challenge? **!wronkedship**: Find out if the ship Stats has selected is Wronked-complete or not! **!builds**: Various build tools and resources **!belfast**: How to get your sold premiums back automatically **!devblog**: The thing you should probably read now and then **!devblog [search terms]**: Return a google search link, searching only the dev blog, e.g. "!devblog Smolensk B" **!helpme**: A discord server for helping new/improving players **!warships**: Get Stats' EU and NA WOWS referral links in chat **!droprates**: Link to the all WOWS crates droprates and prizes page **!homingtorps**: Link to forum guide on how homing torps work **!howitworks**: Link to the official How It Works tutorial playlist (also in game via ESC in port) **!wowsweb**: Links to in-game web interfaces like Dockyard and Armoury via your browser **!wiki**: Links to the official WOWS Wiki ## WOWS Fun: **!sync**: Sync-dropper spotted in a match (George Clooney cameo appearance on screen)

# Specific Bit Alerts: **10**: Random Diurach Laugh # Range Bit Alerts: **1-9**: Little sound alert **11-99**: Streamer sound bite **100-999**: Streamer sound bite or video clip with message TTS **1000+** Above, plus panicked Geraint! # Tip Alert: **StreamElements Tip Alert: Simple TTS** (Better alert coming soon!) # Choose Your Alert: Sending bits, a hype chat, or a tip? You'll get a random alert, but you can also choose your audio alert for 11 bits or more, all hype chats, and all tips! A special audio and video selection is available for 100+ bits. See discord for details: https://discord.gg/statsbloke #bits-hashtag-info channel

Feel free to come and join the StatsFolk [Discord Community](https://discord.gg/HFwQn5j). There you'll find kind-hearted and open-minded individuals to discuss the game with. This is a low-sodium server, so only nice people need apply. Pass the Entrance Exam to see all the channels...

**Main PC: "The Tower"** - AMD Ryzen 5950X 16-Core CPU (32 virtual cores) (custom water cooled) - Gigagyte RTX 3080 Gaming OC (custom water cooled) - 64GB 3600MHz Corsair Vengeance LPX RAM - 1TB NVMe SSD (life lesson: this go pop without warning) - Several other SSDs and HDDs (and a NAS) - Dual loop water cooled setup inside a Thermaltake Tower 900 case. It has two 560mm radiators. No, really. - Glorious O- Mouse - Razer Deathstalker Chroma Keyboard - 3x Samsung 24" 1080p side screens - 1x ASUS 144Hz 27" 1080p main screen - AT2020 USB Mic - Rode NTH-1 monitor headphones (connected via AT2020 audio out) (don't buy these, they break really easily) - OBS Studio - Elgato Streamdeck 15-button - Elgato Streamdeck 32-button (thanks, tbone!) - Elgato Facecam Pro (amazing camera, terrible software) - Logitech C920/922 webcams - Streamerbot - Envato Elements - Shutter Encoder - Adobe Creative Cloud - Your bad jokes Short video of The Tower: <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-IF5ORuL2I> **Auxiliary PC** *Used for streams away from the desk (kitchen, garden, etc)* - Intel i7-5930K 3.5GHZ 12-Thread - 16GB RAM - GTX 1080TI Founders Edition - Samsung 4K Screen - Razer Deathadder Chroma Mouse - Various webcams - Canon 6D SLR Camera - Various audio interfaces and mics - Cheap keyboard

**statsbWaddle** Emote by **Linkitch** [Linkitch Twitter](https://twitter.com/ThatLinkitch) All graphical and musical assets are created by me, licenced by me, or used with permission of the creator. If you feel I have used an asset without permission, please contact me. As far as possible, all content creators you hear/see on my stream as alerts will be shouted out in chat when the alert plays unless they've asked me not to. They're all amazing streamers, go and give them a watch.

World of Warships mods I use, in the order they appear in the Aslain installer, which can be found at [Aslain.com](https://aslain.com). I am a Patron of Aslain's to support this amazing installer. It is significantly better than the official Modstation in many ways. If you use it, please support Aslain with a few dollars. ### Team Panels - Team Panels by TTaro ### Markers - Consumables Monitor - Spotted Indicator - Smoke Marker - Numerical Remaining Battery On Submarines - Advanced Torpedo Marker ### Minimap - Minimap by Autospy - Advanced Attention Marker - Submarine Pingers on Minimap ### In-Battle Chat - Improved Chat #2 (Roslich) ### Battle UI - Regen Assistant - Build Viewer - Module State Viewer - 3D Radar - 3D RPF (further custom modded !rpf for info) - Intuitions - CV Helpers - Squadron Consumables Assistant - CV Telegraph - Meters - Colored Ping & FPS Meter - Timers - Score Timer - Shot Timer - Reload Timer - Battle Timer ### Battle GUI - Custom Radiolocation Marker (any colour; further modded, used to hide the arc, !rpf for info) - Battle Loading Screens (main or ships) ### Camera - Port Zoom Out ### Port Interface - Signal Flags with Price - Server Population - Resources - Karma Info - All Ships In Training Room - Crew Assign - Carousel - Carousel Filters - XP next to ship - Ships Win Rate & Battles Played (warning: causes port UI lag) - Damage per minute, Overmatch, & Speed Rounding Fix - Banner Switcher / Campaigns in port / Lootbox collecting & opening - Lootbox Crane Remover - Not In Battle - BattleType Button - Vito74m style ### Ammo Customisation - Air Burst Transparency (Med) ### Map Environment - The Faroe Islands Map with Reduced Dazzle (map only) ### Tweaks - Enable Versioned Replays Folder - Allow to hear sounds when game is minimized - FPS Limiter in Battle (144) - FPS Limiter in Port (144 winter / 60 summer) ### External Apps - Loadinf (Above selection from Aslain CompList.log file on 30th Mar 2024, Game update 13.2) Got questions? Please do ask Stats about any of these mods. Here is a highlight from October '22 of Stats running through some of these quickly on stream: [Mods Rundown](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1620976535) Several of these mods are made by TTaro_ ( Smoke Marker, Numerical Battery, Adv Torp Marker, and many more). If you use TTaro_'s mods and like them, consider sending a little thank you: https://ko-fi.com/ttaro

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