So here's the thing. Just, like.... be cool. There is a very definitive line between jokes and being awful, and if you're on the internet - you know that line.

Hey everyone! You can call me Teeny! I'm 27, and living in good ol' Las Vegas. I've always been jealous of "gifted" people. I've never been the best at painting, any sport, school, video games, etc. But someone once told me my gift is communication and connecting with people. What. At first I thought, "Well, that's great. I have this absolutely useless superpower." You know, kinda like Squirrel Girl. Great, I'm on the same level as someone whose best friend is a crime fighting rodent. But then, why does it have to be useless? I always said my daily goal is to make at least one person's day better in any way. So here I am, fully embracing my chattiness and tendency to fail at whatever game I attempt. Share some laughs with me! I hope to see you all there!

Thank you for helping me achieve my dream of being a full time person talking to their computer! No, seriously, I really do appreciate it. I've been wanting to stream for quite some time now and finally got the courage to see how far this thing takes me. Your generosity goes towards better equipment which means a better viewing experience for us all! Your help means more than you know. Thank you.

UPDATED SCHEDULE: Probably Fridays and whenever I get Saturdays off! Saturdays are Pajama Party days, so keep an eye out for those! All other days will be totally random given my restaurant job, so feel free to follow me on Snapchat, IG, and Twitter to get notifications for upcoming stream times! Thank you for your understanding and patience!

Twitter: @TeeniestMartini Instagram: teenymartini but with underscores before and after. Snapchat: littleonestevie