Hey! I'm TheElderSpork! Just your average retro speedrunner repping the superior utensil! Thank you so much for taking the time to read this, if you like what you see, consider following right here on Twitch and click the links below to keep up to date on all the social media platforms! As always, enjoy your stay in the Utensil Drawer!

Here's my current list of speedrun times! I primarily run 2D Mario, but I enjoy bad games and edutainment, but love retro in general. I usually stick with SNES and NES, but I have the ability to run Genesis, N64, PSX and PS2! If you have a speedrun you truly think I'd enjoy feel free to suggest it and I'll take it in to consideration. After all, I'm here to entertain you guys!

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