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TheHamOfficial

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ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā• [Amazon Wishlist](http://a.co/gYtYyhV) ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā• Hey there, my name is Ham! (they/them) I am a lowbrow artist with a specialization in farting monster asses. A good way to describe my community would be: Very silly, internal memes, supportive but not a complaint receptacle, PC but not PG. If you're into this shit then HECK YEAH, welcome, sibling! ā•ā•ā•ā• **Credits** ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā• + Custom alert sounds by my bro [speakyclean](https://www.twitch.tv/speakyclean) + Hamsworth gifs use [gifbot](http://www.fiercekitten.com/projects/gifbot/) created by [FierceKittenz](https://www.twitch.tv/fiercekittenz) + Pixel font by my buddy [Zephram](https://thegongclonker.tumblr.com/) + Bouncing ham avatars use [StreamAvatars](https://store.steampowered.com/app/665300/Stream_Avatars/) + Music from [Mynoise](https://mynoise.net/) + TTS Captioning from [Webcaptioner](https://webcaptioner.com/) + Face motion capture by [Facerig](https://facerig.com/) ā•ā•ā•ā• **My Mods** ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā•ā• [Jabo](https://www.twitch.tv/jabokoe), [Drawnie](https://www.twitch.tv/drawnie), [Emil](https://www.twitch.tv/Emiliustheawesome), [Owd](https://www.twitch.tv/owdandproud) , [Louis](https://www.instagram.com/louisherlihy/) and [Jakerz](https://www.twitch.tv/gorillasuitantics) for helping me keep my stream up and running.
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I've switched to a more free-range schedule for now. You can catch me live usually during daylight hours (Central time) on weekdays <https://time.is/CT> I announce my streams beforehand in #hamspam in my discord.
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+ **STRICTLY 18+ NO EXCEPTIONS** + Casual swearing is fine, no hate speech (sexism, racism, homophobia, bigot apologists etc). + No politics or religion. + Be respectful of others in chat. + Don't call out lurkers. + No self promotion or spam. + Non-regulars must ask for a permit to post links. + Don't give critiques or demands. + I'm not scared to be "mean", I don't need a reason to ban dickholes so just be nice. A sidenote: We're not professional therapists, if you're not feeling mentally well please go [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines) for a list of suicide hotlines.
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My patreon acts as my art blog. There is no obligation to pledge, you are welcome to just follow for public posts, or you can pledge for some cool rewards like stickers, art cards and seeeecret unpublished content!
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+ Ability to use my cute ham emotes! + Exclusive access to our discord's sub-only section where you can download free device backgrounds of Ham's work & get occasional peeks at work I've not shared publicly + 2 extra "Steamed Hams" every 10 mins + 150 bonus "Steamed Hams" on subscribe (while live) + Unlock sub-only gear and avatars for your stream avatar Remember to connect twitch and discord to access the sub-only section of my [discord](http://thehamofficial.blogspot.com/p/the-hammock.html)!
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+ **!rules** Lists the chat rules + **!uptime** Shows length of stream + **!time** Shows Ham's current time + **!social** Ham's social media links + **!song** or **!currentsong** Displays current song + **!define** Learn a random bit of Hammock vocabulary! + **!tea** Tea reminder + **!save** Save reminder + **!lurk** Share some lurkey turkey love. Puts your ham avatar into lurk mode as well. + **!currency** Currency Info + **!hams** Check your hours, Rank & "Steamed Hams" + **!critique** *type it here* Type your unwanted critique and be burned at the stake + **!sa** Brings up a link where you can dress your ham, perform actions etc. + **!random** Dresses your ham avatar in random gear + **!duel** *username amount* Challenge someone to a duel + **!sling** *0-180* Throw your little ham bod at a specified angle + **!jump** Make your ham jump + **!slots** *10-500* Gamble your "Steamed Hams" away + **!rewards** List of rewards you can purchase with stream currency + **!sfx** List of sound effect commands (REGULARS ONLY) + **!quote** Shows a random quote (REGULARS ONLY) + **!askhamsworth** Ask Hamsworth a yes or no question (REGULARS ONLY) Hamsworth is basically sentient at this point so don't be alarmed if he tries to awkwardly insert himself into your conversation!
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